dog nutter

A person, male or female whom places the well being of their pet or animal over a human being in dating and in life. The humanization of the animal by these people make dating complex. They cater more to then than they do to you, and if you aren't comfortable they seldom care. They are resilient to change.

My dog nutter gf can never stay at my house cuz she has to always take care of her animals.

by G$hustle February 10, 2024

Harry Nutter

When you nut on a girl while also slapping her with a stick to give her a scar on her forehead to give her the harry nutter appearance

Aaron: hey Harry, did you give that girl the harry nutter
Harry: yeah, she had to go to the hospital

by Aaron_Aaron_Aaron February 18, 2024

Dog nutter

A person highly obsessed with dogs, a dangerous, disgusting monster. There are dog nutters who take them in public without a leash, in defiance of health and safety laws and are prejudiced against people who don't like dogs. A dog nutter victim blames those who are mauled for no reason. They also may find cuteness in dogs shitting. They have no respect for others because it's the dog before the human. Dog nutters can be some of the worst Karens out there.

Hey dog nutter. You can't bring the dog in here where people tryna eat.

by Sir Carlton March 3, 2024

Mutt Nutter

One who owns a “Savage Beast” or a dog originating from r/dogfree

“I broke up with my Mutt Nutter wife”

by Welsh Pro on YouTube December 27, 2024

Nebraskan Nutter Butter

When you get two guys and cover them from head to toe with peanut butter, and than procede to vigorously nut all over them and than lick everything off at the end.

"Im really hungry right now, I could really go for a Nebraskan Nutter Butter"

by JamesNewton February 4, 2025

pit nutter

The cry of a angry soccer mom Karen or sweaty redditor who will carefully cherry pick sources like a good little keyboard warrior only pastime is killing other people's dogs and pretending to care about people getting mauled by Pitt bulls.

GRAAH a pit nutter aka someone walking with their dog time to go to r/banpitbulls for relief

by Johntaro June 19, 2025

pit Nutters

The anguish cry of a Unwashed Redditor Soccer Mom or Keyboard Warrior Said Types of losers will carefully cherry pick sources of Pit bulls being violent (ignore crucial details) and generally have a burning hatred towards dogs

Grah The pit nutters are at it again

Hush Karen leave Emily alone.

by Johntaro June 19, 2025