Disco Muff

When a girl has such a hairy vagine, you'd swear your taking a trip back in time to the 70's.

The point where you can't see her vagina is a disco muff.

by Mike DesRock December 9, 2008

muff cabbage

A nasty jersey vagina. It's a jersey thing

Check out snooki's muff cabbage

by keghouseumn October 24, 2010

muff digger

'muff' being another word for vagina.
one who inserts fingers into the vagina, or 'muff' if you will; and therefore is digging a muff.

"'ow woz all da muff digging ya muff digger?"
"how was all that vagina digging, you vagina digger?"

by nizzle lizzle July 19, 2004

Muffcabbage

According to southpark....
It's a jersey thing.
It's an insult and depending on context it could mean a vagina, slut, hore, trash , trashy hore

You f***ing muffcabbage!

by jksp October 21, 2010

Muff Diving

To Orally please a woman.

Nick went muff diving last night. Wheeeee!

by Bob Dole November 11, 2002

muff session

the robbing or stealing of goods from the school store;preferably muffins.

luke you you want to have a muff session.

by cappey May 24, 2004

man-muff

The tuft of hair beneath a man's beer belly that resembles any Harlem Globetrotter's hair cicra 1982.

AKA

Growtum, poof, low fro, Trouser Tufts, Hanes Hedges, wild underbrush, camel's hump, scrote coozy

Frank's tight jeans belied the subtleties of his well-sculpted man-muff for which he won top prize in the Conestoga County Growtum Contest.

by Joe Lafayette November 13, 2005