Netflix Karma 

You get a DVD from Netflix and it is all scratched up because the previous users treated it as badly as you treat your netflix rentals.

Oh crap it froze up again, I am so suffering Netflix Karma right now! Arghhh!

Netflix Karma by Clampunk August 10, 2010

Good Karma Ticket Fairy

Noun: A form of good luck given to those who win tickets (concert, movie, etc...) from a contest or sweepstakes. Often times used as a polite form of "Na-ne-na-na boo-boo, I got free stuff and you didn't!", it can also be used as a sincere way of expressing the joy of winning.

Whether these individuals deserve this good karma is not always relevant, but those undeserving folks who use this term can always pretend their good deeds were the source of their good fortune! (;

I was the 9th caller at the radio station and The Good Karma Ticket Fairy blessed me with 4 free tickets to see the new Harry Potter Movie! Who's jealous??? Maybe I won because I helped that little old lady across the street last week...? Hmmm...

Good Karma Ticket Fairy by DeWinter July 7, 2007

parking karma 

The availability of good parking as a direct result of the way one handles personal driving experiences.

Erin to Paul: "Sweet! front row again... You must have good parking karma."
Luke to Elayne: " You see that motherfucker cut-off that ambulance ?"
Elayne: " Yup! He just lost ALL his parking karma! "

parking karma by sunbl00d August 21, 2011

Advanced Karma 

The event in which you experience negative karma for an offense you have not yet committed but will commit in the future.

You are outside doing yard work and get a blister on your thumb. Later, you proceed to completely neglect your friend's request that you visit them at work by going to Price Chopper hours after you know that your friend has left. The blister is advanced karma.

Advanced Karma by Jenody August 22, 2011

instant karma 

It's gonna get you.

instant karma's gonna get you
gonna look you right in the face
better get yourself together, darlin'

instant karma by enjuneer December 24, 2003

Facebook karma 

When somebody mentions one of their friends on their facebook page praising them or saying how good their friendship is, then for no reason just deletes it, insulting and upsetting their friend. Consequently something bad happens to them or they get bad luck. A cyber version of "what goes around comes around".

Girl: That boy that I've fancied for ages told me he didn't want to go out with me.
Girl's friend: Well you know why that was, because you replaced the thing in the little box on your facebook saying "Kate and Jenny BFFs" for a film quote. It's facebook karma!

Facebook karma by facebookkarma July 8, 2009

pseudo KARMA

When an author of an urban word gives themselves a thumbs up but they accidently hit the thumbs down button instead.

(jake.f)
I've got a word in the urban dictionary and it has 37 thumbs up...And one thumbs down...

(marty.s)
And you've only had it up for 38 days! Not bad pseudo Karma odds! hehe

pseudo KARMA by VICKI KARMA November 10, 2006