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Egg Bok

More a feat of strength than a sexual act. A woman assumes the horse-stance position and inserts a raw egg fully inside her birth canal. The man (usually) sits cross-legged in front of her with complete concentration. After proper chi is harnessed, the man will strike one blow to the woman's taint (space between vagina and asshole). If this is performed correctly, the egg will break within the womb and only the yolk will ooze out, fully in tact. This is very similar to the Dim Mak (touch of death) in the hit Jean-Claude Van Damme movie, Bloodsport.
After much practice, young Methusula was finally able to egg bok his soon-to-be-bride in front of the entire village; proving his worth and skill.
by Steve Jouflas January 15, 2009
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egg-sucking dog

An individual with an unbreakable habit.

Although this definition is based on a state supreme court case in which a dog was sentenced to death for raiding a chicken coup, the term is most commonly used as a metaphor.
You'll never get that egg-sucking dog Rush off his oxy.
by ambiguator October 18, 2011
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egg dance

a blindfolded dance while surrounded by eggs
by Anonymous March 10, 2003
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egg in a bum

a gentleman whis is an egg in a nest but has homosexual tendencies, hence he is an egg in a bum
cor look at baldy julian with phil there, a right pair of shirtlifter, i bet he's an egg in a bum!
by davethejag November 8, 2007
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egg sack

egg sack = exactly
a bit random. people will wonder what you are talking about
can also be said "eggs"
1: FTW!
2: does that mean For The Win?
1: "egg sack"
2: what??
2: eggs!!!
by ChaKwa January 21, 2011
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egg beaters

Testicles; used when a male is having intercourse with a female and his testicles are slapping against the female, making a distinct "slapping" sound. Derived from the term "beat cakes", another term for intercourse.
I had drunk sex last night with Alexis and she wanted it rough, and now my egg beaters are sore this morning.
by Wally L Richardson April 18, 2010
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egg whammys

this is where you go at 4am to get some badass grand slams and eggs over my hamy's. aka dennys
bro fuck its 4am im fungry, dude lets hit up egg whammys get some hash browns. oh fo sho!
by j-easy! January 12, 2009
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