Coof

It's a mix of the words cunt and goof.

Can you get me a glass of water?

No.

Ur such a coof!

by Coof master December 2, 2009

COOF

COOF is a level higher then “oof”
COOF is also a gender neutral entity, COOF is neither male or female just COOF

Friend 1: Have you seen how ugly Colton’s new car is?
Friend 2: COOF

Doof Doof: Are you a boy or girl?
COOF: I am COOF!

by C00F February 27, 2021

Lara Croft Effect

When playing a computer game and despite pressing all the right buttons, your character does something wrong or completely random. Typical of the Lara Croft games, even on all platforms.

Dude: Hey man you just died! You were supposed to jump over the gap! Why did you dive into it?

Non-dude: Hey man! Don't get at me! That's the Lara Croft Effect!

by The_Dudeman October 19, 2010

Coofy

A mix between Cute and Goofy. Basically, adorable.

Bennet and Anna are super Coofy together.

by bbbbbbbelle March 10, 2011

Crooked Hillary

Coined by Donald Trump during his 2016 election campaign to describe his penis. In an attempt to gain an edge over his opponent, ontop of his unethical campaigning strategies, in confidence he would joke about how hillary would screw over people like how his crooked hillary screwed prostitutes.

"Yeah, he sure talks a lot of big talk, but for a guy with a tiny penis, he still has a crooked hillary.

by Bellarkian August 12, 2019

coof

term used mainly in london as a replacement for the word cocaine.

person1. got any coof?

person2. yeah i got loads!

person1. safe gimme a half!

by pelastumous4 February 8, 2010

crook

Busted, broken, not working

My computer is crook, but it works well as a paperweight.

by PoiToi February 3, 2004