Caffeeding

when you pull all-nighters because college is killing you and you need to pump yourself full of caffeine the next day since drinking vodka in class is frowned upon

"Why are you drinking so much coffee??"
"I'm caffeeding myself!!"

by taypsu2 February 14, 2018

Cafferkey

Scadinavian noun for a vagina.

Greg “hey Derek you got a penis?”

Derek “nah I have a Cafferkey”

by Castiel02 May 8, 2018

Caffeinopathy

A disease of the central nervous system caused by ingesting an excessive amount of caffeine on an empty stomach over a long period of time. Symptoms of the disease include constant jitteriness, sleep deprivation, increased blood pressure, increased heart rate, increased pulse rate, increased respiration rate, and a major crash to the body.

Sorry ma'am, you've been diagnosed with caffeinopathy.

by Dr. Ocular Strange March 27, 2018

Chuff

UK Informal name for a person's/animal's anus.

Phil is religious and hates homosexuals, he beat the ever-living shit out of his own son when he found out that he takes it up the chuff.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 October 9, 2018

Chuff Butter

The thick substance found at the bottom of mixed or blended drinks.

"Aren't you going to finish your carrot juice?"

"Nah, it's just chuff butter at this point."

by big juicy avocado fries October 26, 2018

Chuff

A word used mostly in Southern Africa
A synonym for French Kiss

Gordon’s planning on chuffing Megan

Did you Chuff Hayley at the party last night?

by KingOfThe6 December 12, 2018

caffoholic

Someone who is addicted to energy drinks and depends on them if they don’t have one they Yeet their nan down the stairs

Me:Nan can I have a energy drink
Nan:no
Me:but nan am a caffoholic
Nan:nooo!
Nan gets yeeted down the stairs

by Caffoholic January 2, 2019