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Caffeinopathy

A disease of the central nervous system caused by ingesting an excessive amount of caffeine on an empty stomach over a long period of time. Symptoms of the disease include constant jitteriness, sleep deprivation, increased blood pressure, increased heart rate, increased pulse rate, increased respiration rate, and a major crash to the body.
Sorry ma'am, you've been diagnosed with caffeinopathy.
by Dr. Ocular Strange March 27, 2018
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