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mom battle

When two people repeatedly say "your mom." to one another until one goes and gets their 9 to shoot the other one.
whitey #1: ur gay.
whitey #2: ur moms gay.
whitey #1: im going to get my 9.. i will be right back!
whitey #2: (yells) ur moms going to get her 9?
by Cait n Abs December 10, 2003
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battlefield 2

A game that would be so much better if the folks at EA didn't rush the game out the door and it wasn't filled with bugs and enormous patches that seem to break more than it fixes. Don't get me wrong, the game itself is wonderful, the graphics are good and the gameplay is pretty damn addicting but the whole package itself is pretty sloppy.

Some stuff that needs to be improved that could seriously give the game a much more improved experience:
1. Widescreen support - that's right a game this popular doesn't even have fucking widescreen support even though every 3 out of 5 PC gamers have widescreen monitors.

2. Fix the horrible UI. The server browser is clunky, the filters suck, the load times are incredibly long, the pings are always never correct. Also to make any graphical changes you need to sit through the even longer loading screens when logging into a server.

3. Stats and ranking are always screwed up one way or another.

4. The patches are absolutely monstrous so install and setup times take about 3 times longer than it really should.

5. I can't stress this enough, fix the horrible UI.

6. The expansions are way too pricey for what it adds to the game(minus Special forces which nobody plays anymore).

7. Game is severely unoptimized(not a big deal now since almost any computer 2 years old can handle it on max.) so people with semi old computers will still have quite a bit of frame rate problems. Also the shadows are horribly pixelated and it looks plain old gross.

8. Population seems to be declining rapidly due to lack of support from Dice and EA.

In other words, hand the game over to a company who wants quality over quantity.
I would be hardcore into Battlefield 2 but installing the game is such a hassle, and the bugs and messy presentation really detract from otherwise an awesome fucking game.
by Battlefield 2 November 28, 2007
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Battle of Ontario

When the NHL's Toronto Maple Leafs and their arch-rivals, the Ottawa Senators, play each other. Intense during regular season but even more so during the playoffs. Every Battle of Ontario in the post-season has been won by the Maple Leafs(4-2 in 2000, 4-0 in 2001, 4-3 in 2002, 4-3 in 2004).
The Battle of Ontario will be decided tonight during game 7 at the Air Canada Center.
by stan21 May 5, 2006
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battleball

Some game on habbo where you bounce around like a little fucktard and try and get as many squares locked in.
Free on Habbo AU. (www.habbo.com.au) for a limited time.
Dvc: "I pwn at battleball!"
Rios: "I'm b3tt3r @ it."
by kim rules. April 4, 2008
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Battle Creek Blowjob

When one gives a blowjob while simultaneously inserting a percussion mallet into the anus.
"I thought I was getting a normal blowjob, but she got pretty kinky when she started giving me a Battle Creek Blowjob! That BITCH-ASS!!!!"
by Myke Dyker February 12, 2009
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battle shots

battle shots: a game where two people incorporate alcohol with the battle ship board. often times people make their own battle shots board from cardboard and use mixed drinks in shot glasses.
man, i got really f*cked up from battle shots last night. it reminds me of my childhood when i used to play battle ship.
by pookielewis21 November 22, 2010
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Nigga Battle

A verble battle between you and a friend, dissing on each other and commonly refering to them a nigga
Person 1. Nigga lets have a Nigga battle
Person 2. NIGGA i beat yo ass
Person 1. Nigga anit you dat Nigger fuckin dat ugly bitch
Person 2. NIGGA
Person 1. What Nigga you ont got shit on me Nigga
by Coosbaynigga August 8, 2010
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