West Virginia Incest

The act of having pure, heterosexual, vanilla sex with a partner that is not related to you in any way. No pissing, shitting, violence, or whatever other unspeakable ask that could be thought of.

West Virginian 1: I got laid last night.
West Virginian 2: With who?
West Virginian 1: Gabriella BigTits
West Virginian 2: Bro, that's some crazy West Virginia incest.

by RadRifle03 May 25, 2016

West Virginia Pigroast

Much like the famous Alabama Pigroast, but with a true West Virginia tradition. Three cousins engage in the act of hitting the girl cousin from behind while the other male cousin receives head simultaneously. The male cousins proceed to arm wrestle in the back of the female cousin.

We need to get this West Virginia Pigroast over fast! The winner is due at the next one before the family reunion weekend is over! The grand champions get to perform with grandma!

by TheAC February 24, 2020

West Virginia Lollipop

When a large bosom woman plunges her breasts into a bowl of a fruit flavored alcoholic beverage with the intentions of having the beverage licked or sucked off. Different informal terms are used in different places, including West Virginia lolly, West Virginia sucker, West Virginia sticky-pop, etc. West Virginia Lollipops are available in many flavors and shapes. West Virginia Lollipops are often the first step in a series concluding with the purchase of a morning-after-pill.

Dorothy made up for the slow service when she offered me a West Virginia lollipop then showed me her gina.

by redics gideons July 10, 2012

West Virginia relining

When a woman's genitalia become so used up it ain't good for anything so you take a bone in ham, turkey leg, chicken leg (depending on amount of use it has seen) and you place said relining tool inside the woman's genitalia and remove just the bone leaving said relining material inside and removing the handle aka bone.

Man I got with this chick the other day and we hooked up but she was soo loose I couldn't get off. She texted for some more the next day and I said " only if we stop and get a turkey leg to give you a west Virginia relining.

by Hambone7891 August 20, 2021

West Virginia Windsock

The event of, when going anal with your partner, you thrust so hard that your partner farts, thus pushing your dick back out of their ass.

Tommy: Dude, my chick and I were getting so kinky last night that I gave her the old West Virginia Windsock!
Dave: WTF is that?
Tommy: Brother, if you have to ask, you can't afford it.

by BobandCor October 4, 2011

West Virginia Thunderstorm

When you jizz on the end of an umbrella and then open it to where the semen flies onto a close relatives face.

"Me and my sister where in the bedroom getting busy so i got the umbrella and gave her a West Virginia Thunderstorm.

by Guillermo Pistol Dragon November 8, 2011

West Virginia wine

This beverage is normally served with dinner or special celebrations it comes in many flavors and can be adjusted to the individuals own taste and preference.

West Virginia wine
(examples)
•Pabst Blue Ribbon & Grape Juice
•Moon Shine & White Grape Juice
•Jack Daniels & Mountain Dew (reserved for the rich.)

by kokopellie February 23, 2011