West Virginia Turnpike

Coitus in the bed of a moving pick-up truck that is fleeing from law enforcement.

"Well, I thought I could ditch the sheriff after I ran that red light, but I forgot that Jeb and Shawna Beth were in the bed of the truck goin' at it."
"Well, Merle, I guess that West Virginia Turnpike was on the house!"
"Sure was, Daryl. Now, can you go ahead and come bail me out?"

by joshingmachine November 11, 2013

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West Virginia Whoopie Coushion

Verb. The action of blowing air into your partners asshole and having them fart in your face

My girlfriend let me give her a West Virginia Whoopie Coushion last night.

by Pappy07 January 18, 2016

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West Virginia vasectomy

a crude vasectomy practice in which a rubber band is placed around the base of a man's scrotum and circulation is slowly cut off until the testicles lose blood flow and detach from the body

Darleen done gave Jimmy-John a West Virginia vasectomy while he was sleepin' and he ain't got no more cojones

by Toothless Jimbob May 27, 2016

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West Virginia Incest

The act of having pure, heterosexual, vanilla sex with a partner that is not related to you in any way. No pissing, shitting, violence, or whatever other unspeakable ask that could be thought of.

West Virginian 1: I got laid last night.
West Virginian 2: With who?
West Virginian 1: Gabriella BigTits
West Virginian 2: Bro, that's some crazy West Virginia incest.

by RadRifle03 May 25, 2016

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floyd virginia

NOTHING . one stop light town . Everyone knows what you do before you even decide to do it . & about four family name , everyone has same last name- related OR not . hippies heaven.

Ever been to Floyd Virginia?

Where the hell is that?

by BabeeLoveee December 31, 2016

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