Tuesday

Tuesday is the worst day in the world.
Useually a school day where everything goes wrong.
There is a holiday directly after the last tuesday of the school year called: Day-After-Tuesday-Day.

A: I have fellen down stairs, failed a test, made a fool of myself and was stabbed by a pencil.
B: Must be Tuesday.

by Joseph Pfister November 4, 2005

Slap titty tuesday

Its where boys go up to girls and smack them in the boob.

A boy who acts like a clown thinks: “it’s slap titty tuesday let’s slap sum.”
the same boy: *slaps girls tit*
girl: *hits boy in face because he’s a fucking clown*

by good tea and facts July 11, 2019

Titty tap Tuesday

A day when boys go around tapping girls boobs. Chicks can do it to other chicks, some guys find it very sexy but others may say stuff like your a lezbo!!!!! But don't worry they WILL get over it....If you are a guy go to your 'someone special' don't be shy do it!!

Makala: Noah, its titty tap tuesday do ya remember?
Noah: I know i am waiting for the perfect time!
(Makala pushes up her empty bra getting ready)
(Noah walk over to **** and taps her titties)
(Makala looks at him suprised and embarassed.)

by 2010-2011 6th grader :) :) :) February 19, 2011

Slow Tuesday

The "Slow Tuesday": When you're screwing a girl reverse cowgirl and slap her tits, but just a little bit.

1: "Oh man, last night I was fucking Jennifer and I did the Slow Tuesday, it was fucking awesome"
2: "Shut the fuck up 1, no one cares"
1: " ): "

by Taco7692 December 25, 2012

Happy Tuesday

Day on which new lingerie gets tried out in a sexual setting, often involving a lapdance and/or strip tease. essentially a great way to get back in touch after a trip away.

Dude i had such a Happy Tuesday last night.
or
Stacey gave me the best Happy Tuesday yesterday.

by lic-xo February 8, 2008

Tuesday Boozeday

The second day of the work week in which one or more consumes a large amount of an alcoholic beverage.

I can't wait to drink on this upcoming Tuesday Boozeday.

by Brad Kowa March 17, 2011

Tuesday

Only day of the week that has been decided by the suicide committee to be fit to jump off a bridge

*Monday*
Gary- “I just wanna jump off this bridge right now”
Tyron- “You can’t man gotta wait till tomorrow”
Gary- “Why?”
Tyron- “You can only jump on Tuesdays man”

by AgLet- August 9, 2019