Smurf Quart

A small (2 oz. or 50 ml) bottle of liquor, often found in hotel rooms or on airplanes.

Toss me a Smurf Quart of whiskey from the honor bar - I'm starting to sober up

by SilentBob73 August 16, 2014

slurfen

Slurfen is a dutch translation for kissing in a dirty, sticky way.

When you see someone at a party and you immediately kiss him/her, it's called slurfen.

bae: "That guy is constantly looking at you."
you: "Yeah, I just slurfed him."
bae: "eww, slurfen is so dirty."

by elverel October 17, 2014

Snurfed

When you laugh while drinking and it comes out of your nose.

"Dude I was drinking my millk and Timmy told this hilarious joke and it came out of my nose"

"Brah you totally snurfed"

by KnockingDevil May 13, 2016

smurf bubbling

Placing a small blue communist in a bong and smoking it

Let's buble this smurf ; are we smurf bubbling, yesWe're surf bubbling isn't it baby, yes you kp, yes it's me, I love you

by 3Fitz January 19, 2017

Smurf

When you are a small person

or
you have a second account on video games and you are EXTREMELY SWEATY on it

You suck you smurf
You are a Sweaty Smurf

by Its Your Boy Daddy Cock July 11, 2017

Smurfing

When a man gets a blowjob after he dips his penis in whip cream mixed with blue raspberry Kool-aid. (1 packet of Kool-aid and a small tub of whipped cream. About 20 servings of blue penis or blue balls)

Man -Hey girl wanna go smurfing? I can turn your tongue blue.
Girl - Ummmmm. Ok, but just this once.

by Dirrty Dave August 15, 2017

smurf lawnmower

When someone takes a electric trimmer and uses it to shave a strip through another person's hair. E.g., what the Grinch does to the mayor with the electric trimmer.

Katy made me so mad today, I'm going to Smurf lawnmower her in her sleep.

by deadviserion December 2, 2017