Spastic

Will is a spastic who would kill to date Emily

Luke: oh here comes the spastic

Peter: he’s our friend!

by Unknown000888 October 25, 2019

Spastic

Definition of oniksa and how she acts

Look at oniksa the defined spastic

by Abdi aannoooo December 15, 2019

spasticbarny

A sexy beast who steals your girl keep your girls away from this sexy beast

Boyfriend:babe run

Girlfriend:why

Boyfriend:it’s spasticbarny

by Barmy March 20, 2020

Spastics

People who leave the house during a pandemic to go socialise

“Look at those spastics on Facebook drinking Bella in a field”

by OntheDole69 March 30, 2020

Spastalactically

The word you call someone when they are acting autistic and spastic at the same time

James stop acting so spastalactically you’re a disappointment to your family

by Coat hanger May 21, 2020

Spastic

Paisley Robson

Paisley Robson is a spastic

by CompleteMelt May 29, 2020

Spastic's Handshake

Named for the fact that mongs often don't know their own strength

"I fingered Sonya behind the bins at the YMCA last night, her fanny was as tight as a spastic's handshake"

by HomesickFoetus September 14, 2020