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Roman Shield

The act of shitting on one's chest while receiving oral sex.

Cousin of the Cleveland Steamer.
I can be a Spartan for Halloween after my woman gives me a Roman Shield.
by The Fondant Family May 30, 2008
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Shield

Shield, n.: Something to Hide Behind
A shield is an object from behind which one strikes blatantly and maliciously before ‎retreating again behind it to withstand the worst of an assault while he comfortably—and in ‎relative safety—plots when next to strike. See Phalanx In terms to law enforcement, this ‎translates as a malignant entity that betrays local, state or federal laws at the community’s ‎expense, and then when retaliation rears up, hides behind the hard-earned reputation of his ‎comrades in order to let the majority of the blow be lessened on the character of his colleagues, ‎all the while, preserving his own. See Bitch‎
"You just hit my car!"
Man staggers out of his car.
"It's okay, I'm a cop."
"I don't care if you're a cop, I know you're not on duty--I can smell the alcohol on you. I'm calling 911."
"You see this?" off-duty cop shows his shield. "This says I can do whatever I want, and if you bother me, I'll call for backup and make something up."
"Bitch, call the cops! I'd love to see you explain how you're drunk ass just hit my car!"
"Who do you think they're going to believe, you or a brother? We take care of our own!"
by DEV-il February 10, 2010
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gone pear-shaped

originates from: when a woman gets older, her breasts shrivel up and arse blooms out, giving her a figure shaped like a pear

means: its all gone wrong

see also: tits up
by itcreaks June 28, 2004
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SHAPE

Supreme Headquarters Allied Power Europe

European head of NATO, and it's still the shittiest place to live. Nothing to do here. Ever. It completely sucks ass. do yourself a favor, and never, NEVER!, come to live here. You WILL regret it.
Its saturday night, yaay.
oh, wait, we're in SHAPE.
fuck.
lets go sleep, monday comes soon anyway.
by Den Artema October 19, 2005
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Shapey

Consisting of a wide array of shapes.
The roller coaster was very shapey.
by Bailers February 28, 2011
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Ryan Shiels

Commonly known as a person who's hair defies gravity
Hey, look over there, its a Ryan Shiels
by Darth Sylar November 29, 2009
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SHAPEASHA

No hair what so ever. Need a hair trasplaint. Need a new weeve
Brittany Henderson has no hair what so ever. She need shapeasha regrowth.
by savage08 June 11, 2006
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