1. the process of hooking up and promptly/perpetually ignoring the existence of the other party at every opportunity. If the Earth is properly scorched, then he/she should get the impression the he/she simply does not exist to in any capacity. There is no acknowledged contact (eye or otherwise) of any kind, with the exception of a second hookup, which should be achieved with less than five words (or 10 minutes) of ballgame expended. Should this second hookup occur, all questions and comments are to be ignored. Should still more hookups occur, repeat process for desired effect
Meet John. Meet Jane. John fucked Jane, but has chosen to implement the Scorched Earth Policy. When Jane calls John, he does not answer. When Jane passes John on the way to class, John looks in every direction but hers. When Jane sends an angry email, John does not reply. When Jane attempts to confront John in any public space, he continues his conversation/puts on his headphones as if she were not there. Thus, the Earth has been Scorched.
by James November 17, 2004
Get the Scorched Earth Policy mug.When a girl's stomach hangs over her coochie. Usually hangs out of the bottom of a shirt. Resembles a large flap of fat. Not to be confused with a fupa (see definition no. 4).
Joe: "Holy crap, did you see the scoochie on that girl?"
Dan: "It was impossible to miss. There's no amount of P90X to fix that."
Dan: "It was impossible to miss. There's no amount of P90X to fix that."
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Get the Scorchio mug.A term used when refering to a student at the all boy school Scotch College in Perth. A 'Scotchy' will often be assimilated with such negative terms or phrase's as; wanker, dick head, tosser, fuck wit, and other such pleasantries. Scotchies are also known for their little success with the opposite sex. This common phenomenon often leads to their envy of the students of Christ Church Grammar School which soon becomes a crush, then a letter, then a sedative and then finally a lawsuit and restraining order.
Plural; Scotchies
Plural; Scotchies
Scotchy: But your honor, I swear, I have no recollection of that night or how that sedating substance I bought at the pharmacy got into his drink.
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The scorched earth campaign to stop them from nationalizing their business would surely backfire when customers complained.
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I saw that guy from back in high school...living off of beer and cigs has turned that dude into a complete stonch.
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