Smirth

Smirth : Something, or someone that is either extremely stupid, idiotic, useless, or other whys not necessary.

"BRO! JOHN IS SO SMIRTH!"

by I'm smirth June 19, 2024

Smirkle

Sneaky, Shady, Tricky, Slick, and sexy
One who smirkles finds all the holes
Someone who smirkles around town has the biggest swinging balls but most of the time can't be trusted to use them.
Someone who always sacks the QB
Both getting into tight spaces and not getting into tight spaces at the same time

S/he smirkled the beer into the movie theater

by Chef-Boy-R-Beep September 3, 2024

Smiffing

The act of masturbating using roadkill. Smiffing is often done in a repeated manner or shared amongst multiple people; One smiffes into roadkill, and then shares the same roadkill or uses it again. Smiffing is usually done with the goal of filling out said roadkill with bodily juices to imitate taxidermy.

"I was smiffing using a rabbit I found on the road by my house"

by slanggod104 February 21, 2025

Smird

"Smird"

User1: “Bro who muted me??”
User2: “Smird’s having his daily admin power trip.”
User3: “Don’t worry, he’ll unmute you once he finishes laughing at his own joke.”

User4: “Why is the chat dead?”
User5: “Smird just said a terrible joke”

by Smird August 21, 2025

Shirfuckin

When you are shitting on a toilet and she is riding your dick

Last night we were shirfuckin and there was no toilet paper to wipe

by Ionlyshirfuck September 18, 2025

Smiffy

When something is suspicious and small

Jake: that bug is very smiffy, what do you think, james?

James: yeah, very smiffy indeed.

by Lil swollen tooth November 14, 2025

Smirn

Smothering a crescent roll in butter, snapping it in half and then putting it in a party platter and a charcuterie board

I'm gonna go smirn the crescent rolls before the guests arrive!

by tentententententententententen December 8, 2025