Smird 

Acronym for "suck my imaginary rainbow dick". Not as popular as the common acronym it came from, aka smd.

Kate: I got some cookies, but-
Ashley: Ooh! Give me some!
Kate: I ate them all...
Ashley: Smird you bitch.

Layla: SMD!
Hailey: You have a dick? Nice to know.
Layla: Excuse me, i'm sorry but I mean't SUCK MY IMAGINARY RAINBOW DICK YOU FUCKING CUNT!

Smird by Crystalbell December 13, 2013

Smird 

"Smird"

User1: “Bro who muted me??”
User2: “Smird’s having his daily admin power trip.”
User3: “Don’t worry, he’ll unmute you once he finishes laughing at his own joke.”

User4: “Why is the chat dead?”
User5: “Smird just said a terrible joke”

Smird by Smird August 21, 2025

Smire 

To eat something. Preferably an edible element, such as food, or more precisely, a piece of chicken.

I smired that chicken so hard.

Smire by PeteZahHutt February 3, 2013

coprophagous smirk 

This is a nonsubtle smile that indicates the maker has a joyous secrt: a shit-eating grin

Jack finally got laid and went around all of the next day with a coprophagous smirk on his face.

coprophagous smirk by eViL pOp TaRt July 30, 2011

Smidor 

The first gay Christian. Evidence of Smidor was found inscribed upon wooden plates in the sewers of Chicago, where it said (after being translated): "And lo, God looked upon Smidor, and said 'It's cool.' And lo, Smidor was allowed to be gay. Thanks God."

It's also pronounced with an invisible b, like "Smibdor."

I just read a really interesting article about Smidor. Did you know he used his enchanted revolver to shoot Nephilim after they rebelled against God, and that's why Nephilim don't exist today?

Smidor by Zak Saturday August 5, 2021

smardo

smart weirdo

did you see that wicked chick performing due diligence work?

yea, such a smardo

smardo by thechosen0ne June 13, 2015

wet smirch 

A wet smirch is when someone is put in a world of pain. No one ever wants to be in wet smirch.

Donald trump put Hilary Clinton into wet smirch. 9/10 people have experienced wet smirch.

wet smirch by max rodgers January 24, 2017