rooted

If something is "rooted", it has had the "Royal Order Of The Dick"

Your car isn't going - it's had the Royal Order (It's fucked!)

by Sharpy August 25, 2004

rootine

A word stupid people use when they think they are using 'big words' and seeming smart online and to their friends but are in fact simply looking like an idiot when they misspell one of the simplest words in the dictionary, RoUtine.

-Online-
'USER1' Yo m8 u gotten yor rootine yet!!?? XDDD
'USER2' No and fuck off I don't want to associate with you anymore, you can't even spell routine!
USER2 HAS LEFT THE CONVERSATION

by Anonywoofs May 26, 2016

Johnny Rotten

The police. Any law enforcement personnel.

Damn Johnny Rotten shock me down and tore up the inside of my car looking for dope.

Slow down there's Johnny Rotten waitting to bust some one.

by incognito12345 October 29, 2010

Rootent

A combination of rude and rampant.
When someone or something is being selfish,rude,or mean.

The kid is very Rootent

by Steel719 March 10, 2016

Rooter's Law

A series or an event where jokingly something bad happens, actually does.

Having poor luck, but enjoying the outcome of the event.

Having the universe after you; trying to bring you down.

Lauren: "lets go to NYC today, since it's so nice out!"

(as soon as they arrive to NYC a hurricane rips through)

Brittany: that's definitely Rooter's Law... oh well, wanna dance?

by Brii Holley December 21, 2008

rotten banana fish

A woman who is unaware of her twat smelling like a rotten banana or rotting fish mixed with piss.

"See the blonde hair blue eyes over across the way?"
"Yeah, why is she alone?"
"It's probably the aroma of her smelling like a rotten banana fish in between her legs."

by Divinecomedy August 13, 2014

rooted.mips

owner of a net called priority and is daddy

ZezeOnTop

rooted.mips has a good net

by zezeontop May 10, 2021