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pride month

rise and shine it's time for lesbians to take over your entire for you page, all the company's (except skittles, skittles is skittles) to make their logos rainbow and not actually listen to any gays (except some) and the straights to complain about how the military doesn't get a month (the military gets two months and many days) and how they don't have a month (they didn't fight for their rights)
Lesbian: It's pride month! Every lesbian follow me I'll follow you back!
Bi: Am I apart of the Lesbian apocalypse?
Lesbian: No
Straight: Why don't straights get a month!!
Gay: You didn't fight for your rights fnaf floor tiles
Straights: well why don't the military get a month!
Someone in the Military: We do get a month
Big Company: Look! We made our logo rainbow we're so supportive!
Skittles: We got rid of colors so the gay's rainbow can shine brighter than ours!
North Face: We got a drag queen!
Gays: Yeah!
Homophobes: I'm never buying from North Face again!
Trans people: Follow me if you're under the trans umbrella!
Agenders: yeah!
Non-Binarys: Yeah!
Demigenders: yeah!
Genderfluids: Yeah!
Lesbian: I can't follow anyone else it says I'm following too fast :(

Other Lesbian: Same!!
This is chaos.
by Kittyferns June 2, 2023
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Doge Pride

A movement based off the Gay Pride, Doge Pride consists of good followers to the Religion of Doge Truth.
by Weaponized Dank Ootism June 24, 2019
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shmeat pride

Some one who is unjustifiably proud of their abnormally small penis.
Yo, Yuuri on that shmeat pride, good for him.
by Socio Sneck February 21, 2019
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pride month

a way for corporates to make big bucks by pretending they care about LGBT
A: "Hey bro its pride month"
B: "Oh its time for the fucking companies to rainbow wash everything and shove LGBT in our faces 24/7 again"
by Owner of Polarneff Land June 10, 2023
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Pride of friends

The collective noun for a small, clique-like circle of friends who posses remarkable fidelity to one another; comparable to that of a pride of lions.
Sorry Timmy, can't chat; I have an engagement with my pride of friends.
by gl777 December 1, 2014
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Pride and Truth

A phrased used by a not very smart girl who is entitiled and probably smells bad when she loves something but really means "tried and true."
This bagged caesar salad an fake brown sugar latte is my pride and truth meal to stay skinny.
by iamkayleerose August 29, 2024
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Pride Month

people want it to be something of celebrating being part of the LGBTQ+ but in reality, it was made to profit off of them
Person One: Yay it's pride month.
Person Two: Dude I really don't fucking care.
by manoffeel June 5, 2022
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