Pretzeling

Also know as cuddling. It occurs after sex when both partners reach orgasm. Both partners fall asleep in each other's arms wrapped around each other.

Gary: where's Jimmy? Is he up?

Doug: No, he is out for the count. He was seen pretzeling with Annie.

by Jimyee97 February 1, 2019

Distraction Pretzel

A pretzel that you use to distract someone/something in order to get access to an item, i.e. laptop, car, money etc.

Jason: Hey can I use your computer?

Jen: No.

Jason: *holds out distraction pretzel, tosses it in corner*

Jen: *leaps for pretzel*

Jason: *grabs computer and quickly updates Facebook Status*

by pi@noguy January 6, 2011

Dipped Pretzel

A threat so deadly, that it cannot actually be described. It is just a terrible act nobody would ever want to happen to them.

Eric: "Wahhhh I can't get my computer to work properly!"
Jacob: "If you don't shut up I'll give you a dipped pretzel..."

by GrandmaPax February 1, 2015

preiah

the most perfect girl alive. Will stab a bitch but will also give a bitch her life. the most loyal lil girl and is a the cutest neko ever. a beautiful and commonly confused youthful woman with the pussy of a god

guy 1: you seen preiah lately?
guy 2: yes I swear to god she's getting hotter
guy 1: she's just perfect and she's such a good girl

by potnoodlesinmypussy September 16, 2018

Drinking to Pretzel

When one consumes such an insane amount of liquor that upon pass out their body takes the form of a pretzel.

person 1: Is Tara drinking to pretzel again?

person 2: Obviously.

person 1: Man she's sik dewit it.

by Sethed December 14, 2008

The Anal Pretzel

They call this one "Yoga in the Sac". It is gender fluid and it will rock your socks off if done correctly. Perform some nice leg stretches before executing this revolutionary sex position; don't wanna pull a hammy when you're on a one way ticket to Pound Town. One partner will stretch their legs behind their head to where their feet cross behind their skull, leaving them shaped like a pretzel and their bum open for whatever. The other partner then proceeds to take the dirt road home while their pretzeled partner just lies there and accepts.

"Natasha went into The Anal Pretzel last night and it was glorious."
"David couldn't sit for a week after he went into Anal Pretzel mode for his lover."

by BigRick2008 June 23, 2017

pretzel

When two people are always together, pratcially connected, always intertwined

Hey there's Mikey and Jayme and Brianna and Erika and hey look there is a pretzel!

by The Cougar December 18, 2005