@GrandmaPax's definitions
A threat so deadly, that it cannot actually be described. It is just a terrible act nobody would ever want to happen to them.
Eric: "Wahhhh I can't get my computer to work properly!"
Jacob: "If you don't shut up I'll give you a dipped pretzel..."
Jacob: "If you don't shut up I'll give you a dipped pretzel..."
by GrandmaPax February 1, 2015
Get the Dipped Pretzelmug.