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1. A Squirt-Magnet is anyone a woman finds so hot she creams upon sighting.
2. A fabled electronic device which can cause one to climax by simply pointing at the genitals.
3. the opposite of a gerald-leg-ripper(Any highly unappealing individual).
1. A Squirt-Magnet is anyone a woman finds so hot she creams upon sighting.
2. A fabled electronic device which can cause one to climax by simply pointing at the genitals.
3. the opposite of a gerald-leg-ripper(Any highly unappealing individual).
"Wow, that guy is a total squirt-magnet...I need some tissue."
"I'm developping a squirt-magnet to use on him during his innauguration speech."
"I'm developping a squirt-magnet to use on him during his innauguration speech."
by Dade Manlove November 20, 2006
Get the Squirt-Magnet mug.The little fella you see at the gym who tries to draw attention away from his short stature by packing on excessive muscle mass (this generally has an effect opposite of that which was intended). Often waddles around like a muscly lil' meatball.
That manlet may only be 5'5", but I just saw him rep 250 lbs. eight times on the bench! Somebody's overcompensating.
by EveryGoddamnPseudonymIsTaken! July 27, 2011
Get the manlet mug.Anything that attracts something. Can be literal or something like chick magnet. Most magnets can attract metal to it.
If strong enough
1.Throw it at someone with a pacemaker.
2.Leave it on train tracks
3.Drop it from a bridge over a freeway and hope it rips through a car roof and penetrates the driver.
4.Crushing people
If strong enough
1.Throw it at someone with a pacemaker.
2.Leave it on train tracks
3.Drop it from a bridge over a freeway and hope it rips through a car roof and penetrates the driver.
4.Crushing people
by Adriankat April 17, 2006
Get the magnet mug.A Person, Place, or Event that attracts a Jewish Person or Audience. Someone or Something that is popular with jewish people.
"Jewish Women seem to throw themselves at Ted, he's a real Jew Magnet."
"She won't go shopping there on Black Friday, she claims it's a real "Jew Magnt"
"She won't go shopping there on Black Friday, she claims it's a real "Jew Magnt"
by jujyfruitz February 6, 2009
Get the Jew Magnet mug.Theater and School for Improv and Sketch Comedy. Pretty much run by Armando Diaz protege of Del Close.
Super supportive non judgemental community.
To be honest when it started it was pretty rusty ... kind of a rag tag group of UCB cast offs. For a while alot of people stayed away because it was thought that if you couldn't cut it at UCB you went there ... to the land of misfit improvisers.
Now the place is booming with talent. People who got sick of the attitudes of other improv theaters attitudes but love to perform and take classes have started trickling in. You can catch some really terrific shows here. The classes are among the best in the city. Clique's are really at a minimum and trash talk is not accepted well.
It's still small but growing rapidly. Kind of a "everybody knows your name" place - the "Cheers" of the NY Improv Scene.
Super supportive non judgemental community.
To be honest when it started it was pretty rusty ... kind of a rag tag group of UCB cast offs. For a while alot of people stayed away because it was thought that if you couldn't cut it at UCB you went there ... to the land of misfit improvisers.
Now the place is booming with talent. People who got sick of the attitudes of other improv theaters attitudes but love to perform and take classes have started trickling in. You can catch some really terrific shows here. The classes are among the best in the city. Clique's are really at a minimum and trash talk is not accepted well.
It's still small but growing rapidly. Kind of a "everybody knows your name" place - the "Cheers" of the NY Improv Scene.
"I'm taking classes over at the Magnet!"
The Magnet Theater is a great place to study improv, catch a show and a great place to perform.
There's alot of hidden talent at The Magnet.
The Magnet Theater is a great place to study improv, catch a show and a great place to perform.
There's alot of hidden talent at The Magnet.
by hearsay February 16, 2009
Get the Magnet Theater mug.To release gas from one's rectum (fart) in front of an automated sliding door like those found at entrances and exits of grocery stores, so that when the door opens and a breeze rushes in, on-comers will be hit directly in the olfactory system (nose - sense of smell) by one's 'stink'.
Jay farted in front of the doors at the Soccer Centre last night and when Joyce walked out through the doors, his 'stink' hit me like a 'shit mallet'.
by ArsenalArmada January 23, 2008
Get the Shit Mallet mug.Dude, John is such an ass magnet. If the boss stopped dead in his tracks, they'd have to pry John's nose out of his ass with a crowbar.
by rolltide55 January 10, 2010
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