Lomond

A Lomond is a set of male genitals in which a combination of micropenis and elephantiasis of the balls is observed. This condition is sometimes referred to as "all potatoes and no meat" in some regional dialects. The condition also severely affects the brain. If a man has a Lomond, he might think that snapping bras is an acceptable way of hitting on a female in his life. Other attributes of having a Lomond include being loud/brash, lacking any form of eloquence or polish in social and business settings, and overall being an ass.

I heard Jerry snapped Shiela's bra the other day and invited her to see his big balls, he should probably see a doctor to see if he has developed a Lomond.

by All Potatoes March 8, 2019

lomu

its a mystery only to be solved in the mind of marney

''dont touch my lomu''

by gabe bouffiou November 29, 2003

lombomatyzed

Overt, extreme, dry or lubricated anal rampaging rape-age

Chance lombomatyzed the crap outta Lance. Lance pooplessly couldn't sit down for weeks. Xo

by Rick Harbey November 1, 2004

Falco Lombardi

A 14 year old punk on the AA official forum that thinks he knows everything.

Falco Lombardi is a dead man walking.

by Frank F Dizzo February 19, 2004

Lomo

loser/homo=lomo how you describe ppl who are obviusly gay but wont come out of the closet.

"Everyone knows Gustave is gay, but he just doesn't have the balls to admit it. He's such a lomo."

by Natie88 September 17, 2005

Loch Lomond Vinaigrette

When a Scottish man attempts to impress his vegan girlfriend by seasoning their evening salad with his pubic hair.

After failing to clean his flat, Jamie thought he’d better repair things with Claire and decided to prepare the finest Loch Lomond Vinaigrette.

by Itssecret August 4, 2019

Lomboy

a type of fruit. a blackberry.

almost like a blackberry phone.
"hey! I like use your Lomboy?!"

by yofeetstank June 30, 2009