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Lomond is the alien word for god he is seen to be worshiped and can do what he wants

Lomond also is crazy and likes to smash glass

Lomond is also the supreme leader of the planet Neptune it is said that if you are called Lomond you will be given anything you want By the Neptune people

Lomond is also a worshiper of Satan
Lomond is the supreme leader of Neptune.

Lomond is a worshiper of Satan.
Lomond by Ur nan is a nonce February 2, 2021
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A Lomond is a set of male genitals in which a combination of micropenis and elephantiasis of the balls is observed. This condition is sometimes referred to as "all potatoes and no meat" in some regional dialects. The condition also severely affects the brain. If a man has a Lomond, he might think that snapping bras is an acceptable way of hitting on a female in his life. Other attributes of having a Lomond include being loud/brash, lacking any form of eloquence or polish in social and business settings, and overall being an ass.
I heard Jerry snapped Shiela's bra the other day and invited her to see his big balls, he should probably see a doctor to see if he has developed a Lomond.
Lomond by All Potatoes March 8, 2019

Loch Lomond Vinaigrette

When a Scottish man attempts to impress his vegan girlfriend by seasoning their evening salad with his pubic hair.
After failing to clean his flat, Jamie thought he’d better repair things with Claire and decided to prepare the finest Loch Lomond Vinaigrette.

meme.lomond

meme.Lomond is a kinggg no one should hate on him
meme.lomond by susie sheep February 1, 2021

lemondemonhypehouse 

A bunch of weirdos and 🚬s
Person 1: “have you seen the new lemondemonhypehouse tiktok?”
Person 2: “is it there fucking toes again?”

A Loch Lomand 

the act of breaking up with your significant other in a ridiculously protracted manner
"You hear about Martin? He pulled a Loch Lomand on his girlfriend"
".....awkward"
A Loch Lomand by Tazzy_Devil88 April 28, 2015

LeMonde Airlines

LeMonde Airlines is an airline owned by EuroMalik. He has been one of the first famous people of the roblox aviation since 2014 to 2019. He has been currently working on LeMonde more than what you can call it, RAU. The service is good but the staff is kind of fucked up (no offense), but we still love LeMonde. <3

~ Billy
LeMonde Airlines is good but they can be better by firing some nubs!
LeMonde Airlines by AviaBilly October 10, 2019
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