lomu

its a mystery only to be solved in the mind of marney

''dont touch my lomu''

by gabe bouffiou November 29, 2003

Tyson Lomu

A teenage boy who's literally famous because he briefly dated Brynn from Dance Moms and gave himself clout on her socials regularly, and now makes a habit out of trashing her for putting a spotlight on him despite his previous efforts to grab a bit of her fame.

Wonder when Tyson Lomu will realize that the criticism he's getting is justified lol

by danceshit July 13, 2018

jonah lomu

The best rugby player to have ever lived. From New Zealand. He is the man, however he unfortunately passed away recently because of kidney complications

"Who's the best rugby player in the world?"
"Jonah Lomu of course!"

by Liam the Man April 17, 2016

lomued

Adjective.

When a defending rugby player is physically passed through by an attacking player

Thomas "lomued'" three players on his way to scoring the winner try for his school rugby team

by TK3WL January 23, 2016

Lomummery

A word used to describe a female lacking social status. Often a virgin, Lomummeries are found roaming the streets in the early hours of the morning looking for somebody to seduce and claim their own. Unfortunately these (very few) victims often reject the Lomummery when lacking an influence of alcohol.

Male 1: "I was walking home from Barn club the other night and this Lomummery threw herself on me."

Male 2: "Shit! What did you do?"

Male 1: "I told her I was not nearly drunk enough and stamped on her toe"

Male 2: "Niceeee one"

by Mybestfriendisaloser July 3, 2009

Alex Lomuto

Born with a complex form of down syndrome and autism, Alex began dunking at 2 days old on a 10 foot rim. His godly dunking rivals that of his idol, James Harden, and he hopes one day to play with him. Often described as 'retarded' and a 'make-a-wish kid', Alex was originally born in a hospital in Kazakhstan. Reportedly when the nurse looked at his face she jumped out of the 15 story building window, screaming as she fell that 'that was the ugliest face ever'.

Also used as an adjective to describe similarly retarded people

OMG, that kid's an Alex Lomuto!

by iiililililiiiiwucihdisododih November 15, 2022

Alex Lomuto

A man who is desperate for greek womens toes and contemplates him suckling on their velumptious nails. He is also a known farmer of small teams such as Collingwood and Boroondara. His favourite thing to do is to be close to Max De Souza. He especially likes when Max calls him his little pre npl king. They also regularly flick each others nipples in a sexual act. His favourite excirsize is jawline excersizes which he regularly flashes to greek girls. He runs Mount Waverely and is king of the canteen his favourite meal is a chocolate cookie.

Alex Lomuto farms small teams.

by gigachadmale123 August 20, 2023