This is the act of cumming all over oneself or another, while not being one bit hard at all. This usually takes place while drunk with whiskey dick and a hot chick is trying to put that man meat in her clam and you unknowingly just start oozing out globs of piping hot jizz.
Big Easy: So the other night I was attempting to shove my veiny cobra into this slut but was so fucking soft. During like the 37th attempt I just starting spraying my hot volcumic ash all over her fatty and bed sheets. That ever happen to you?
Tyrant: Haha dawg, you must have been wasted as shit bro. I've deff been to a Limp Jizkit concert or 2 in my life. Best part is it is not only a surprise for her, but I was shocked also.
Big Easy: Yea she was drunk too. Hopefully she washes those sheets or she is basically going to be sleeping under a bullet proof vest.
Tyrant: Haha dawg, you must have been wasted as shit bro. I've deff been to a Limp Jizkit concert or 2 in my life. Best part is it is not only a surprise for her, but I was shocked also.
Big Easy: Yea she was drunk too. Hopefully she washes those sheets or she is basically going to be sleeping under a bullet proof vest.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm October 22, 2020
Get the Limp Jizkitmug. 
Normal guy: Limp Bizkit have good songs
Asshole: nAH LIMP BIZKIT SUCKS BECAUSE EVERYONE SAYS SO AND YOU CAN'T HAVE A SAY BECAUSE I'M RIGHT >:((
Normal guy: What an asshole. I guess it's just one of those days.
Asshole: nAH LIMP BIZKIT SUCKS BECAUSE EVERYONE SAYS SO AND YOU CAN'T HAVE A SAY BECAUSE I'M RIGHT >:((
Normal guy: What an asshole. I guess it's just one of those days.
by FretDersss October 30, 2022
Get the limp bizkitmug. The majority of modern day politics, where politicians resort to name calling and seeing who can piss off the other through childish tactics and blatant hypocrisy rather than meaningfully challenging their opponents on their ideas.
"Sleepy Joe is such a loser, he did bad in school."
"The other side wants to raise your taxes! Now excuse us while we exempt Jeff Bezos for the third time in a row."
"Man, I hate limp dick politics".
"The other side wants to raise your taxes! Now excuse us while we exempt Jeff Bezos for the third time in a row."
"Man, I hate limp dick politics".
by Lengend47 January 6, 2021
Get the limp dick politicsmug. A trade marked move by a man named Walker J. Blair; holding up a staggered pointer finger and close your other fingers to create a “limp one”
by Me NeEds DiCk PiCs PlS SEnD October 11, 2018
Get the limp onemug. AN AMZING CARTOON CHARACTER ME AND MY FRIENDS MADE. ITS SUPER AND ITS LIMPING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WITH ONE FAT LEG. AND IT POPS WHEN SOMEONE TRIES TO KILL HIM AND IT EXPLODES THE PLANET AND DOSEN'T DIEE!!!!!!
by har har 123456789 May 27, 2025
Get the super limping duckmug. When your girl (preferably a latina) rides you so hard until you go limp but won’t stop and then uses your dick as a vibrator on her afterwords.
by j0_p0ynter December 21, 2023
Get the Limp Riccardomug.