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Mr. Limpy

A novelty sex-toy created by Fleshlight(tm), a manufacturer of male masturbation aids. It is a fake penis that is always limp (hence the name). Especially popular at bachelor/bachelorette parties, Mr. Limpy comes in several colors and sizes. It is famous for its stretch/launch-ability, as well as several other more practical uses (i.e. paperweight).
Hey, what did you just hit me with...<stares Mr. Limpy on the floor>...I'm so gonna kick your ass
by Benjamin Meck July 6, 2008
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Limpism

It is a common condition in non-native English speakers where a person can either spell or pronounce a word as easy as "The upper limb" as "Upper limp" or can do both things at the same time. This condition has been noticed to take its toll on medical students of Jasak.
If you ever encounter a limpistic, run. They will surely fuck up your brain.
The usage of the term has expanded to include anyone who butchers entire sentences unintentionally.
Some other common characteristics that one might be able to observe is that a "limpistic" individual shows some Karen-like personality traits.
Speaker A: Doctor, can you plz rebeat upper limp innervation?
Speaker B: That's limpism for you right there at its mighty glory.
As you can see here, speaker A used replaced the words "repeat" and "limb" with "rebeat" and "limp".

"Doctor there is problem with my mice".
As you can see here, "mic", short for microphone, has been replaced with "mice". This conversation can be seen in an online class.
by Mufasa of Nastahlek February 27, 2021
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Limprovise

(v); to proceed with intercourse without proper rigidity, usually as a result of excessive alcohol consumption, or as a bi-product of old age.
John: Dude how did you manage to bang out Sally after polishing of that bottle of Jack?
Tim: It wasn’t easy bro, but I limprovised.
by Dennis Worm May 5, 2008
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Limping Off

Reaching climax when fapping but never actually getting hard; Whacking off with a limp dick
It was a total suprise when I jizzed from limping off to scat porn!
by Frankie Puscher November 27, 2012
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limpdick system

I was so drunk anything was fair game if not for the limpdick system I would of chewed my arm off when I sobered up
by Tonythetiler November 19, 2017
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Limpblock

A fag or someone that is uncool
Man Richards such a limpblock
by MIlpimpin November 5, 2009
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limper stew

This word can be used in a variety of conversation situations but is most commonly used to express anger or dissapointment. It was first used in texas hold 'em poker.
That dude just hit the flush on the river, this is limper stew!
by Limperbuster November 2, 2011
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