lumbering

The Todd Bodine way of fucking.

"Can I lumber you?" "I was lumbering this girl hard last night"

by Todd Bodine May 21, 2014

Lumberjacking

It is to have sex while wearing a fake beard or real beard and only flannel. Using Maple Syrup and Bacon in the sex is optional though full recommended to get the full effect.

I only like it having sex with Johnny when we are Lumberjacking.

by Nwordisawesome August 30, 2010

lumbee-zebra

Descendants of those who settled in the Lumber River Basin in the early 19th century.

If you travel to Pembroke you will most definitely run into a few Lumbee-Zebras.

by Oxendine August 29, 2003

Lumber jacking

When you're in a public transit, like a bus or train or plane, you pull out your penis before the person next to you sits down and you put it under them with out them knowing.

Marc: Hey Nathan, do you remember that time i lumber jacked that chick on the bus?

Nathan: Yeah, lumber jacking is totaly awesome!

Marc: Haha that was hilarious, why don't you come sit beside me nate?

Nathan: Sure, i don't see any harm in th...awww why's my seat so hard?

by Adam Demamp November 3, 2011

dangerous lumber

1 a horny(lumber) man with an STD(dangerous) so making him dangerous lumber
2 someone who is at bat and when they hit the ball it goes and hits someone in the face

1 She got AIDS from that dangerous lumber
2 That dangerous lumber killed off my whole team

by PlayDohMan April 25, 2004

Lumbar Puncture

An overused diagnostic test from the show "House" used similar to the meme barrel roll.

DO A LUMBAR PUNCTURE!!!!11
DO A LUMBAR PUNCTURE!!!!11
DO A LUMBAR PUNCTURE!!!!11
DO A LUMBAR PUNCTURE!!!!11DO A LUMBAR PUNCTURE!!!!11 do a Lumbar Puncture !!!111!11!!!!1!

by shiruig again December 17, 2008

Lumberjacking

This is when a man masturbates over someone's sleeping face, and, after ejaculating on his/her face, he would proceed to trim his pubic hair over his/her face, now sticky with drying semen. Therefore, the falling pubic hair, freshly trimmed from the man's genitalia, would stick to the person's face, hence giving the person a "beard", of sorts, similar to a lumberjack's.

Person 1: Man I tried lumberjacking my girlfriend, and she filed a restraining order against me.
Person 2: That slut. Don't worry about it, she's not worthy of a beard anyway.

by MadCow789 April 5, 2015