ham hole

between the beef curtains. the warm place you want to go inside when the world is mean. aka, vagina.

In the midst of foreplay, i surprised love with a fist in her ham hole.

by chillwinston September 28, 2006

Ham Sandwiched

Drunk

I'm gettin ham sandwiched during house party weekend.

by Nell Lingo April 6, 2009

ham job

A brilliant pun made by a University of Pennsylvania UA Wharton Representative Candidate in Spring 2011 that refers to the amazing job she'll do on the UA. Working for increased student involvement in PSG, interculturalism, and collaboration between student organizations, I know who I'll be voting for.

That ham job girl has such great ideas for the UA!

by kate4ua April 15, 2011

ham sammich

Used to describe an attractive individual, particularly a woman.

See Megan over there? Now that is one fine ham sammich.

by Tank Girl January 2, 2009

ham pocket

a vagina, the orifice in which you insert your sausage

Her ham pocket is oosing a green fluid, I think she may have an infected ham pocket

by eatin October 31, 2006

Ham Basket

When you can fit a man's entire package ( balls and penis ) in a mouth

"I heard Manuel gave Jose the ham basket last night..and still had room to move around"

by VivaLaPlumper May 25, 2009

ham hawk

A physical attack by which a proportionately larger female drops the mid thigh region on the head or collar-bone (usually occuring during intercourse with a smaller male at which time he cannot assist in the support of the appendages weight). This technique is almost always performed by a Sea Donkey, and is most always fatal.

"So im getting down on this chick, and her leg slips out of my hand! girl ham hawked me right in the shoulder, cracked my collar bone in three spots!"

by Doc Marten September 10, 2005