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goomer

Derogatory slang for "old gamer", more precisely an older generation gamer that hold irrationally onto aspects of gaming of the past while shunning newer aspects of modern video games even when it does not make sense.

Etymology:
From English 'boomer' + 'gamer'

English 'boomer' is furthermore an ellipsis of English 'baby boomer', a person born in the postwar years/generation between 1946 and the early 1960s, though here the term is being used in the joking, derogatory sense of simply "an elderly person", an "older person" or more precisely "an old, ignorant/conservative person."

Often one who will play a modern video game and complain about all the ways things in said games are different from when they were younger, such as too much hand-holding, difficulty being too low, too many realistic-looking non-pixel art games and what have you. Not all complaints will be shared or true for every goomer.

Some, though not all, but possibly most, of goomers will likely also be politically on the right side of the spectrum, as historically speaking the people that complain the most about new things while idolising things of the past are statistically likely to be conservative.
The old gamer: “I can’t believe these new Mario games, they give you this ability if you die a number of times that make it way too easy or as an extra life, like the game is telling you ‘You suck a little bit but it’s ok, here is another change!’ Games in my days didn’t do any such thing, they were HARD! You had to learn to master them!”
Young gamer: “You old fuck, you’re such a goomer… of course, I do agree, but you know it can be toggled off, right?”
by LukasExemplar December 25, 2024
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Goombacky

The ass of a Goomba from the Super Mario Bros. series
Damn she's a fine bitch! I'd wacky her goombacky any day!
by Alex Wumbo April 4, 2025
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goomf

An extrapolation on 'one of my friends/followers', appended with the word 'goon'. An online friend you share sexually explicit content with.
My goomf and I are both in a NSFW discord server together.
by kinkinndor February 2, 2026
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Goomba

A worthless piece of shit person, only good for getting stomped on / kicked or hit with shit.
"Yeah, you're friends a useless fucking goomba who keeps dodging his child support payments."
by Brendan Preemdarts June 16, 2025
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Goomer

This guy is such a goomer, all the gummies are gone
by Mr. gromox October 2, 2025
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Goomnastics

The complex and often delusional mental acrobatics performed by a gooner to rationalize their excessive porn consumption and chronic masturbation habits. It's a blend of "gooning" and "gymnastics".

This involves contorting logic to justify spending hours locked in a room, ignoring responsibilities, and staring at a screen. Common goomnastic routines include arguments like, "It's a healthy stress reliever," "I'm just exploring my sexuality," or the classic, "I'll start NoFap tomorrow, this is the last one." The true master of goomnastics can convince themselves that missing a friend's wedding to edge for twelve hours straight is a form of profound self care.
Friend 1: "Mark said he couldn't help me move because he was 'meditating' all weekend to align his chakras."

Friend 2: "That's some advanced goomnastics. He was definitely just stroking his screen."

After spending his entire rent payment on OnlyFans, he performed some serious goomnastics to convince himself it was an investment in supporting small business owners.
by went1 October 18, 2025
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Fucking Goomba

A bearded loud talker from Long Island New York who thinks their shit don't stink
My buddy from Long Island is a fucking goomba, he thinks Long Island is God's gift to the earth.
by Tycoontim April 20, 2017
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