hairless gerbil

A woman who has shaved off all her armpit and pubic hair.

A person who refuses to stand up for themself or is afraid of confrontation.

After removing all her pubic and under arm hair with her venus razor Mary declared herself to be "A hairless gerbil".

Patrick sat cowering in the corner like a hairless gerbil after being yelled at about leaving his dirty dishes in his room.

by ladragnfly January 5, 2009

Gerbil Beads

A band of Gerbil Beads is a long string with 6-8 live gerbils tied to it. A woman then inserts each individual gerbil into their ass and then quickly yanks them out in the quest for anal pleasure.

That sick bitch was in the ER last night again, she used her gerbil beads, but when she yanked them out, her favorite gerbil Milo was missing.

by Wild N Wooly October 20, 2011

Gerber

Gerber is a term used to describe someone who cant hold their liquor/alcohol. Coined from the name of the baby food company of the same name.

the name comes from the appearance of looking like a toddler due to the about of drool you are producing on your face

hey look at charlie! what a Gerber, he can barely walk and i think he shat himself.

by Roosta47 March 3, 2011

Gerb

Gerb defines all types of turds. Humans can be black, white, asian, whatever. Gerbs can be Jawalters, Goobacks, Cacs, Brown Nosed Mud Doves, Goobs, and many more. Gerbs flock in gaggles of 3-4 gerbs at a time. Gerbs are usually pail and make you laugh before they talk. Basically like people with Mustaches. If a gerb has a mustache he his a J-Wal or Superturd.

That gerb just sharted and is still sitting in class. WTF

by Brown Nosed Mud Dove October 28, 2009

gelberd

1. Tall white boy with retarded cabablities.
2. Tall white player who puts the moves on sexy ladys.
3. Somthing you say when a fart smells bad
4. A female "playa"
5. To lick
6. The shiznit
7. casual player who owns an "ankle sock" deficency.
8. To look at pornographic images

there isnt any that fit it properly

by mr. rabbi August 11, 2004

taping the gerbil

v.
1. To study hard; doing homework.

2. Anal sexual stimulation.
a. Applying a tape casing to an actual gerbil to prevent its dissolution (or unsightly claw/bite marks) in the rectum.
b. Any sort of rectal gratification.

"Damn, Gina, it really seems like Richard Gere was up last night taping the gerbil."

by Carey Lowell August 10, 2006

geobey

one who personifies the oxymoron (adj.), see oxymoronical.

I have a masters in economics....but I hate economics.

by nathan February 7, 2004