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Gerbe

adj.
Something that is ridiculously cute or adorable, in a dangerous way.

The word gerbe gets its origins from the 5'5'' Buffalo Sabres left winger Nathan Gerbe (number 42), who is wicked cute out on the ice, but also an amazing player that leaves opposing players quaking in their boots.
"Ooo, that little puppy is so gerbe!"
by skamusic4 January 24, 2012
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Change the Gerbil

A term used when someone's rancid fart smells like a small animal died in their ass.
Stan dropped a massive fart that choked everyone out in the car. Dude it's time to Change the Gerbil!
by will bitten September 13, 2017
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Gerber balls

When a man is whipped so bad that his woman keeps his balls in a baby food jar.
Kim has Mike's Gerber balls safely secured on the shelf.
by Mishicotdrunk August 6, 2011
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garbering

To be totally wrong, to be proven wrong, and to continue to argue for days that the same irrelevant point proves you right.
For how many days are we going to keep garbering this question?
by Mister Andre March 9, 2017
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Gerba

A shorter version of the slang term "Gerba Sauce" that correlates with other slang terms relating to a man receiving oral sex (ie: head, neck, .etc). The term originated in Brooklyn, New York in the mid to late 2000s, the origin of the word is a play on the fact that the name brand company "Gerber" manufactures baby food products and bodily fluid from the male sexual organ both have a slimy, gooey consistency and said bodily fluid being a key component in the conception of a child, ending up in the performer's mouth, literally "Baby Food" for lack of better terms.
Guy 1: Yo, how'd it go last night with ol' girl?
Guy 2: Ah man, it was lit. Shorty came through and gave that gerba..
Guy 1: Damn! Swallowed your kids on the first night!?
Guy 2: Facts..
by Soulisys June 15, 2021
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Pounded like a rented gerbil

"Pounded like a rented gerbil" is a phrase used to describe disastrous events- usually painful financial setbacks.

As you can imagine, rented gerbils would be the unfortunate recipients of an especially rough and vigorous pounding experience, when compared with the more tender romantic encounters of privately owned gerbils. After all, you'll be returning the poor rodent right back to the rental office tomorrow, so why bother taking good care of it?
How'd it go for me at the blackjack tables last night? I got pounded like a rented gerbil, that's how! I dropped almost two grand! Fuck... that'll teach me to gamble with money I can't afford to lose.
by ReardenMetal December 17, 2010
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