Mustaches

not honest; bull-shit; someone disposed to lie, cheat, or steal; not worthy of trust or belief.

Him: "I swear I didn't sleep with her, baby!"
Her: "You're so mustaches!"

"You know that kid Rick? He's such a f***ing mustache."

Mustaches by Isabella Hunter March 19, 2009

His and Hoes Mustaches 

When a guys has a full, thick stache and his lady has a full, thick bush shaved to match his.

Ziggy had the the thickest mustache I’ve ever seen until his lady pulled down her pants. They totally have his and hoes mustaches.

His and Hoes Mustaches by Silky mane May 24, 2021

middle line backer for the mustaches 

a beastly girl with a happy trail and moustache

bill: ugh look at that beastly girl
pete:huh shes a middle line backer for the mustaches

middle line backer for the mustaches by jayfeather123 June 22, 2010

molasses mustache 

A mustache that's dripping wet With feces and seamen like a dirty Sanchez but without the pubes

After a long night at the rest stop bob had a molasses mustache from all the rides he'd been giving

molasses mustache by blumpkin25 February 8, 2015

ketchup moustache

When a person performs oral sex on a girl who is on her period. Also called "catsup moustache" in some areas

"Hey your mom is cool. She gave me some cookies and a ketchup moustache."
"Yea... what?"

ketchup moustache by A.C. SlayinPussy July 20, 2016

mustache dip my dream sickle 

A polite way for a female partner to ask for cunnilingus.

Hey Big Rod, do you want to mustache dip my dream sickle? It sure is tasty!

mustache dip my dream sickle by show up cat November 19, 2014

mustache cash stash 

The best band name ever

Dude we should call our band mustache cash stash

mustache cash stash by Louiloui September 17, 2013