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by PolarTem February 20, 2022

Down to Funnel

Adjective meaning that the subject is willing to funnel a beer through a beer funnel or some other instrument for chugging.

Abbreviated as DTF.

Conor: Dude, grab me another beer, I'm DTF.

Party: OHHHHHHH SH*T HE'S DTF

Conor: Damn straight I'm down to funnel

by draindadlives October 23, 2011

chip funnel

The art of creasing the open bag of potato chips at the top corner, in order to dump the remnants in your mouth. A maneuver carried out, when in a rush or when trying to speed up the road towards obesity.

Hey, Jimmy John, hurry up and chip funnel those doritos -- we gotta go!

Fat Sam quickly chip funnelled his bag of doritos, so as not to decrease the pace towards downing his mountain dew.

by Poork Rhinds May 10, 2010

draco x funneh

a VERY cursed ship draco was the first member of the krew to be reaveled as funneh's siblings

person 1: I ship draco x funneh
person 2: *sprays with holy water*

by black rose gacha July 16, 2021

funions

when you have a craving for something, but you dont know what it is

man, i got funions,

by djbenno September 29, 2008

funnel

Anything that is concertedly negative in circumstance or predicted outcome.

Aw dood! Having to play shows in Louisiana is a total funnel!

by Wrath January 5, 2003

funnel

the opposie of pear someone with much larger upper body than lower body, may have turkey legs

sam you are such a funnel, your leg remind me of a turkey

by don May 31, 2004