Definitions by Wrath

Keenan 

Keenan is a great person who shows compassion. But for some reason, Keenan is never able to get a girlfriend no matter how hard he tries.

Keenan: “I asked a girl out but she said no.”

Guy 1: “Damn that sucks. You tried hard too and had a very good chance.”

Keenan by Wrath October 24, 2018

okiesmokie 

one of the coolest friends ill know...

hey okie.. where the fuck did you go???

okiesmokie by wrath April 1, 2005

funnel 

Anything that is concertedly negative in circumstance or predicted outcome.

Aw dood! Having to play shows in Louisiana is a total funnel!

funnel by Wrath January 5, 2003