that's absolutely bonkers

Used by anime - loving/band kids who spend their time on discord trying to say this phrase.

Person A: Yo bro you hear about ur mom cheating on ur dad
Person B: That's absolutely bonkers bro

by Grammar Error August 14, 2023

Theory of Absolute Disautonomy

The philosophical or political stance that true, meaningful autonomy is an illusion. All actions, decisions, and thoughts are ultimately determined by prior causes—biological, psychological, social, or environmental—leaving no room for a "self" that exists outside these causal chains to make a truly free choice. It's not just limited freedom; it's the argument that freedom, as commonly understood, doesn't exist. You are a billiard ball in a cosmic game, believing you're choosing your path while physics does all the work.

Theory of Absolute Disautonomy Example: A dictator who believes themselves a god-like, independent actor is, under Absolute Disautonomy, just as determined as their lowest subject. Their paranoia, their ambition, their decisions are the inevitable output of their genetics, childhood trauma, the geopolitical pressures of their region, and historical precedent. Their belief in their own free will is just another programmed response in the system.

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 3, 2026

Kardashev Type Absolute Infinity Civilization

A civilization whose domain and nature are coterminous with the mathematical and metaphysical concept of Absolute Infinity (often symbolized by Ω). This transcends any notion of size, scale, or even transfinite numbers. It encompasses all conceivable and inconceivable possibilities, not as a set of things, but as the very quality of "encompassing" itself. It is not "bigger than" other infinities; it is the framework that makes the concept of "infinity" meaningful. It is the ultimate container, and also the contained.

Kardashev Type Absolute Infinity Civilization Example: In set theory, the set of all sets is a paradoxical concept. A Type Absolute Infinity civilization is that paradox, resolved. It is both the Library of Babel containing every possible book and the reader who has read them all and the meaning derived from them, all at the "same time," where "time" is just another book on a shelf within itself.

by Abzugal February 3, 2026

Kardashev Type Nigh Absolute Creator Civilization

A civilization on the precipice of true Ex Nihilo creation, capable of generating not just new universes with new laws, but entirely new frameworks for laws—new logics, new mathematics, new dimensions of qualia. However, it is still "Nigh" Absolute because its creations, while utterly novel and independent, still bear the subtle, inescapable signature of its own primordial consciousness as their source. It is like a painter who can invent new colors never before seen, but the paint still comes from their own palette.

Kardashev Type Nigh Absolute Creator Civilization Example: A Type Nigh Absolute Creator could design a universe where emotions have tangible mass and gravity, and love literally forms attractor planets. Yet, a hyper-intelligent being within that universe might, after eons of study, detect the faintest aesthetic preference for symmetrical forms in the cosmic background—a ghost of the creator's own mind. It can create independent realities, but not yet erase its own fingerprints from the act of creation.

by Abzugal February 3, 2026

Kardashev Type Absolute Creator Civilization

The civilization that achieves perfect, Ex Nihilo creation. It can bring into being entirely new, fully-realized existences that have zero causal, logical, or ontological dependency on the creator or its native reality. These creations are truly "other," with no traceable lineage back to their source. The Absolute Creator can then choose to forget it created them, making them absolutely independent. This is the power to spawn entirely new, closed loops of reality that owe it nothing and are free to evolve in completely unforeseeable ways.

Kardashev Type Absolute Creator Civilization Example: A Type Absolute Creator doesn't just write a story; it becomes the reason a blank page suddenly exists, along with the concept of "page" and "story," and then ceases to be the author, allowing the story to write itself with rules it invents from scratch. The creator's original universe and its new creation become two mutually unknowable, absolute mysteries to each other.

by Abzugal February 3, 2026

Theory of Absolute Placebo

The more radical concept that certain societal structures or ideologies function entirely as placebos—they have no functional mechanism for solving the problem they address, but their continued belief and ritualistic application sustain social order and cohesion. Their "effect" is 100% the maintenance of the belief itself.

Theory of Absolute Placebo Example: The concept of "Meritocracy" as an absolute placebo. It claims to allocate rewards based on ability and effort, but in practice, wealth and network advantages dominate. However, widespread belief in meritocracy prevents social unrest by offering a plausible, satisfying narrative for inequality, functioning entirely to legitimize the status quo, not to describe reality.

by Dumu The Void February 9, 2026

Law of Absolute and Relative Truth

The principle that truth operates in two modes simultaneously: absolute truth (true for everyone, everywhere, always) and relative truth (true within a context, for a particular observer, under specific conditions). The law acknowledges that some truths are universal—2+2=4, water freezes at 0°C at sea level—while others depend on perspective—"this room is cold" is true for some, false for others. Problems arise when people insist that all truth is absolute (denying perspective) or that all truth is relative (denying reality). The law of absolute and relative truth reconciles these positions by recognizing that truth has both dimensions, and wisdom lies in knowing which applies when.

Example: "They argued about whether the movie was good. He insisted it was objectively terrible (absolute truth). She said it was good for her (relative truth). The law of absolute and relative truth said they were both right—absolute truth about the movie's technical merits (which were measurable), relative truth about their enjoyment (which was personal). They agreed to disagree, which is what the law recommends."

by Abzugal February 16, 2026