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old fart

An old man, an old fellow(considered offensive to the elderly)
Why does the old fart keep on talking so much?
by Light Joker August 18, 2004
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Emilia Fart

Emilia Fart is the most iconic queen in existence...
by Dickfacemcgeeno3 February 14, 2018
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Smelling their own farts

Term used to the delusion of individuals who think they are producing something great when actually it's a piece of shit.
Hey Danaerys, it's Jon Snow. Have you seen the scripts for season 8. Weiss and Benioff think it's great. They have definately been smelling their own farts in the writers room.
by Jayboy1980 November 4, 2020
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noxious farts

farts so deadly, the stench is powerful enough to kill 10 adult humans
Uber driver: Stop ripping noxious farts. Let me open the windows. I don't care if it's snowing outside, I have 2 kids & I don't wanna die.
Fartisha: Yeah whatever
by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 23, 2021
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Fart Tennis

(n.) A game involving two players, the rules are simple. One person rips ass; this was the serve. The opposing player will try and return the serve with another fart. If he or she cannot do it, the server gets the point. If the opposing player, however, does return the serve, the server must return back with yet another fart. This continues, just like a game of tennis, until somebody recieved 70 luv, somebody shits their pants, or until somebody passes out.
"Erin and I played a ROUSING game of fart tennis tonight! She's passed out on the living room floor in a big pool of shit!"
by Little Miss Erin January 1, 2007
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fartocracy

A form of de facto control maintained by farting dissenters into submission.
I can't disagree with anything Bob says because I fear his ass so much. He's crushing us with his tyrannical fartocracy.
by Pearlcaster007 March 17, 2008
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Brain Fart

When you are attempting to remember something very obvious, someting that you know you should know. This feeling often leads to head banging and hair pulling.
bobby raised his hand to answer the teacher's question only to find that he had had a brain fart, and he was unable to answer 2+2.
by David Peterle December 12, 2006
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