crumpets

a delicous british delicacy that braden has yet to try

my god fergus these crumpets are magnificent

by newcastleunited#1 January 2, 2010

crumplin'

Can be used in a lot of situations; someone giving you a bad look, someone "hatin'", etc.

"Why that nigga crumplin'?"

by Tassha October 20, 2005

crotch crumb

1. A bitter old geezer intolerant of other people having fun.
2. Literally: Crusty build-up around the genitals due to a nasty lack of personal hygiene. Not to be confused with crotch crickets.

Old man: "Go away! Celebrations are for sissies. If I had it my way, I'd put all of you runts in the slammer!"
Jake: "What's his problem?"
Bobby: "Don't mind him, he's just being a crotch crumb..."

Jane: "Would you rather dive into a pool of snot, or sleep with 'funky Jake'?"
Jenny: "Eww, gross! I hear he's got a major grody case of crotch crumb."

by Dyslexicon March 27, 2010

Gooche crumbler

One person is sleeping face up. Another person pulls their pants down and bend down so your ass is close to face. Then punch them in the stomache and they will eat your ass/gooche.

gooche crumbler, do ittttt

by duhlinky April 19, 2010

Crumplerump

An orgy amongst Furry practitioners, typically stacked at least three Furrys high.

Twinkle and Glenn tag-teamed The Badger last night at the Crumplerump.

by FurrBurrrger January 2, 2011

Crumplemore

Someone who is completely lazy and will not do what you asked them to do no matter what it is. Even when A Crumplemore says he will do it he will just keep saying hold on a minute. Another use for the word is for someone who leaves calls randomly and feeds in league of legends.

Wow, Hes never going to download that file, Hes such a Crumplemore.

by Marcus Thatcher September 19, 2014

crumb gutter

Female chest cleavage.

This girl's shirt was so low, I couldn't stop staring at her crumb gutter.

by Boobsnatcher November 30, 2004