crotch rocket

a slang term for a motorcycle used by people who know nothing about bikes. no self respecting biker will refer to motorcycles as crotch rockets.

guy with glasses "hey golly gawrsh lookit that crotch rocket gee, it's so fast, hyuk hyuk"

crotch rocket by leftnutbroken May 3, 2007

crotch yogurt 

crotch yogurt is the cum a guy blows in his whitie-tighties when he jacks off in them.

I jacked off in my Calvins and blew a load of crotch yogurt in them!

crotch yogurt by eda-skip October 16, 2021

Crotch Waffle

A set of long stretched out vagina lips, that often belong to a woman with loose morals. It is often referred to as a camel toe. Can also refer to a woman who may very likely have a crotch waffle.

1.Check out the crotch waffle on that nasty ho!
2.Look at the crotch waffle sitting on the bench over there!

Crotch Waffle by sallypothead December 17, 2003

crotch dusting 

The act of passing someone - typically in a crowded and noisy place, such as a bar or concert to avoid detection - and purposely touching/rubbing the front of one's pants to their person.

(at a concert)

Janet: Where's Phil?
Richard: He took off to mingle.
Janet: You mean he went crotch dusting.
Richard: Yeah.

crotch dusting by Mattydreads December 18, 2008

Crotch Lover 

lover of the crotch. sexual term

Yogz loves the crotch... he is a crotch lover.

Crotch Lover by C. L November 15, 2004

crotch lock 

When you have a boyfriend/girlfriend and they are the only person you should be fucking.

Hot, sexy, attractive woman: Hey, you want some?
Guy: Sorry, I've got a crotch lock.

crotch lock by ghudfhgos October 8, 2007

crotch beard 

Another term for male pubic hair.

Jim couldn't find his balls because of his crotch beard.

crotch beard by Sjman March 6, 2009