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circumcision

to remove the males foreskin because of excess foreskin.
jews laugh at uncircumcised men, moo hah hah I am superior. jews punish uncircumcised men by smacking them in the face with their own penis. alex it's time for your punishment or you will be sucking my cock instead so put your face up bitch "smack" "wack" alex: ow' uncircumcised cunts: "I'de like to be smacked in the face with your cock aswell" alex: " come on ryan and dave lets do it together!" uncircumcised cunts: YEAH!
by anonymous April 1, 2005
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circumcised

Used to describe a morbidly skinny individual with very large facial/cranial features. Closely resembles the morphology of a circumcised penis.

Being circumcised is a very common trait in overweight individuals who, for whatever reasons, have rapidly lost a substantial amount of weight.
1) ...Pointing at a crackhead with a swollen face, "That individual is most certainly circumcised."

2) After his bout with bubonic plague, the once 418 pound man had been circumcised.
by estupido April 13, 2005
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Muslim Circumcision

A Muslim Circumcision is when 2 guys lay on their backs with their dicks standing tall and another person throws an airplane with a razor blade attached into them.
Guy 1: Hey why didn't Jim and Don come into work today?
Guy 2: Oh you didn't hear? Dons wife decided to do the ole Muslim circumcision on them last night.
by Awwtism December 23, 2018
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Over Circumcized Fuck

Someone with a penis so small they feel compelled to over exagerate and exaserbate every situation to the fullest!

A terrible drain on society who can expect to acomplish no more in life than my semen will in going down the shower drain!

See also Allan!
You over circumcized fuck you remind me of allen!

Man i can see why you are so angry! The doctor created one over circumcized fuck! (girl said to allen)
by The Magnum March 17, 2008
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Circumjaculate

To masturbate and ejaculate while circumnavigating the world. Can also be used when traveling just a country or state.
This summer when I travel to Europe, It'll be a perfect time for me to fulfill my lifetime goal: to circumjaculate the world!

When we took that road trip to Florida, I was so backed up that I started getting blue balls, so sooner or later I had no choice but in taking the liberty of circumjaculation. I got so used to it I made it a habit at every time we stopped for gas.

Yeah, circumjaculation is fun, but not as cool as being in the Mile High Club.

I was such an idiot for not breaking up with my girlfriend before my trip to Europe therefore I had to resort to circumjaculation. I jacked off at every hotel and hostel I stayed at.
by Rif Raf 420 March 14, 2010
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Circumcensus

The procedure of systematically acquiring information about the uncircumcised members of a given room.
After scanning the men at the party, the foreskin obsessed Roberta began thinking of clever ways to conduct her circumcensus.
by BobbySouth October 11, 2016
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Circumcision

To have sex with others without being unfaithful to your true heart, as the connecting flowing feelings are not of real when to compare with your real heartfelt lover.
Controlling the flowing love through circumcision, the veins disconnect the heart from the sexual tension you may gain for wanting sex with someone else.
by Long Johns January 23, 2012
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