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circumcized 

A horribly mutilated penis, or a disgustingly mutilated man.

Often done on helpless babies without anaesthetic, this surgery removes one of the most sensitive parts of a person, and leaves the other one dried-up and wrinkly.
Person 1: I was circumcized at birth, without anaesthetic... I wish my parents left the choice up to me.

Person 2: I'm sorry bro, I'm not circumcized so my penis doesn't have a scar on it.
circumcized by ReasonIsRare May 18, 2010
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Over Circumcized Fuck 

Someone with a penis so small they feel compelled to over exagerate and exaserbate every situation to the fullest!

A terrible drain on society who can expect to acomplish no more in life than my semen will in going down the shower drain!

See also Allan!
You over circumcized fuck you remind me of allen!

Man i can see why you are so angry! The doctor created one over circumcized fuck! (girl said to allen)

Circumcised Rapists 

People who repeat the cycle of inflicting genital mutilation on others because it was done to them. Like father, like son.
Jews are the largest collective group of organized "Circumcised Rapists" I know. Jews have had for centuries an organized system of genital mutilation and have been well-known for rape.

circumcise 

To remove the foreskin off of the penis.
That guy was circumcised!
circumcise by circumcise! June 23, 2003

automatic circumsizers 

A tool used for automatic circumsizing.
Really. How the hell could you need a definition for this?
Weird Al: Would you look at all that stuff ...
They've got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters
Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters
Walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires
BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers
Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters
Paint removers, window louvers, masking tape and plastic gutters
Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables
Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles
Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication
Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation
Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors
Tire guages, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors
Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumsizers
Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers
Soffit panels, circuit brakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers
Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers
Noob: wotz teh fock

Circumcizing The Mosquito 

Over analyzing something that usually doesn't need much thought; looking too far into circumstantial possibilities.
Worrying about who your third string QB is when you have a pro bowl starter is just Circumcizing The Mosquito a little bit.

Keep it Circumcised 

An exclusive gathering of male Jews
Josh: We are going up to Queens to see the Mets - Sox game. You coming?
Ari: Can I bring my roommate?
Josh: Sorry man, we're gonna keep it circumcised.
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