chopsticks chipping

The act of using chopsticks to eat from a bag of chips while using the computer.

Ever been in a situation when you wanted to eat a bag of chips and use your computer at the same time, but couldn't because you didn't want your keyboard to get all greasy and oily? If you can use chopsticks, use them to pick up the chips and never have to worry about messing up your keyboard.

Satisfied user: "Chopsticks chipping saved my life."

by Jkimmy98 March 19, 2014

Choise

congratulations, you spelt 'choice' wrong. stupid. how could you spell such a simple word wrong? seriously, its a C, not an S. this is why your dad left you

Mark: thats a good Choise.
David: did you just misspell Choice? stupid.
Mark: why are you criticising my spelling? we are talking right now.
David: stupid.

by StupidChoiseMan September 25, 2019

asian chopsticked

When a group of hairy asian men bitch slap a group of hairy russian men with their dicks.

I saw on the news this morning that a group of russians were asian chopsticked.

by Blob Joe May 21, 2011

chops

the genital and thigh area.

oh my sir, my chops are itchy.

by SamButcher February 27, 2007

Chopstick

Verb - When two people roll around naked in a sleeping bag to raise body heat.

I am cold want to chopstick?

by Lchop October 13, 2008

Chopsey

n- Name given to a male when they are well endowed, also seen running through the streets of London on September the 12th........ naked. ...... Some see this man as an attractive urban legend...

Person 1 - Oh my god did you see that man run past us, he almost took my fucking eye out
Person 2 - Good old Chopsey

by L Ryuzaki Lawliet November 4, 2008

cock chops

A word used to call someone, to represent them sucking cock.

oi cock chops, fuck off!

by Warreno7 July 31, 2005