cafilka fish

the uncatchable imaginary fish that has never been spotted, might not even be a fish no body really knows

Guy 1-"its a good thing there is a filter in that snorkel bong"
Guy 2-"cafilka fish?"

by Huge Master Flex March 31, 2009

dine out at the poontang cafe

The act of orally stimulating the female genitals.

As soon as I get your knickers off, I'm gonna dine out at the poontang cafe all night long.

by nurseblade September 26, 2006

Cafeteria Catholic

A term used by stupid Fundamentalist Catholics in order to insult intelligent Catholics who do not just blindly except everything they are told, and can reason things out, instead of believing a literal interpretation of the bible, or except every religious leaders opinions.

Im proud to be a Cafeteria Catholic, it means I am intelligent.

by handsomebwonderful December 28, 2009

cafediem

Caffeinate the day.

To ask someone if they want a coffee, say "cafediem?"

by tropt April 22, 2006

cafake

An establishment which poses as a typical 'neighborhood' cafe/bistro but is actually the impliment and extention of a vast corporate entity, the creation of which paradoxically threatens the actual independant cafes they were modeled on.
Usually found in bookstores, malls, and natual supermarkets.

See also: Starbucks, Au Bon Pain, Panera Bread, Seattle's Best

A) When she walked in, Sarah could tell by the rows and rows of vaccuum-sealed sandwiches that she had entered a cafake.

B) I always thought the Starbucks down the street was pretty legit, but then I went to Europe.

by oniondip October 26, 2006

Cafaful

When one is in the midst of a problem.

I like two boys at once, I'm in a cafaful.

by john markss September 10, 2011

Cafeteria Religion

Selecting parts from a religion instead of accepting it as a whole with all its doctrines and customs

Within the religions, many members accept parts and reject parts; this is holding by cafeteria religion since they select only specific items according to their liking like in a cafeteria, not taking the whole package deal. Also Atheism 2.0 is a practice of cafeteria religion. It accepts selected religious values but without a recognition in its absolute godly authority.

by motel November 11, 2013