Bathroom Blather

When a person insists on having a long, drawn out, pointless conversation on their cell phone when going to the bathroom, especially if it is a public bathroom.

"Dude, is there another bathroom here?"
"No, why?"
"There's some asshole in there talking on his cell phone and I just couldn't take a leak."
"Bathroom blather is so fucking rude."

When I heard I toilet flush I knew that this conversation was just bathroom blather.

by Brett Burkhardt May 12, 2008

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paint the bathroom a new color

The effect of an unfortunate and rare diarreal bowel movement consisting of a wide radius of projectiles outside of the commode area, resembling that of a bodily explosion from the anus.

Person one: "Who is holding up the line to the restroom? They have been in there for more than twenty minutes!"

Person two: "I don't know, but they must be painting the bathroom a new color!"

by kalcorn August 26, 2005

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Do you have to go to the bathroom?

When a male is attempting to form an association with a female in a social setting, That females cock blocking friend is like " I have to go to the bathroom, do you have to go to the bathroom?" In an attempt to get the female away from the female whether she was interested or not.

"do you have to go to the bathroom?, we have to go the bathroom"

by QNA February 2, 2008

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public bathroom

A place where fags hang out to watch other people and solicit sex.

Never allow your child to go alone into a public bathroom. There are certainly going to be fags in there who will leer at your child and try to score some sex

by Delicious Tuna Wanda October 9, 2007

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