shit train

when you are taking a shit and it is one long continuous piece that is still attached to your asshole.

I was on the toilet the other day and I had to squeese my butt cheeks together to stop the shit train from coming out my ass.

by hispanic panic January 15, 2009

a shiite shit

**THIS IS VAGUELY RACIST, EXERCISE WITH CAUTION**
When you drop a mad deuce, similar to an bomb, with a toxic/fatal odor.

Shiite (or Shia): One of the branches of Islam; Doesn't dig America. Makes America go boom.

Male 1: "Dude, I've got to take a shiite shit!"
Male 2: "Okay, but not in my bathroom, that shits EXPLOSIVE."

by kitty5050 October 14, 2015

Shit Tart

When a girl takes a crap and wipes back to front....ewwwwww

Man I went down on her and relized it was a shit tart!

by Kyle September 17, 2003

Ohh Shit

The words that come out of your mouth when you realize your 7 year old hoodrat grandson just stole your car keys.

When I saw my car keys were gone I was all like ohh shit

by Balrog19942009 August 8, 2010

No Shit Shamrock

What one replies to an Irish man or woman in response to something blatanly obvious

Irishmen "I'm a drunk"

Asian "No Shit Shamrock"

by vivic December 17, 2011

pre-shit

Farting before shitting.

Wow, dude, that's smells so pre-shit! Go crap it out!

by Shitfart May 25, 2010

Eat Shit

The perpetual process of doing nothing productive. Considered a life style by some, it involves procrastinating, smoking weed all the time and generally wasting unused potential.

Want to come over and eat shit?
or
I'm just eating shit at Kyle's house.
I ate shit all weekend.

by slumrum September 22, 2009