exercise

something you don't do because you spend too much time on the internet.

dude 1: hey, maybe we should go like exercise or something.

dude 2: fuck that, i'm having a dandy enough time right here on the internets.

dude 1: word

by Saack August 9, 2008

exercise

Doing shit in the gym.

The monkey was doing exercise in her cage.

by monkey island September 29, 2003

Exercise

The verb fat people believe is a myth or fear.

Healthy Guy:Hey fatass, go exercise and drop that bucket of chicken!

Fat Guy:U mite aswel stab me trew da belly.

Healthy Guy:Nah, then all the lard will come out.

by PTRS Noob January 15, 2010

Exercise

A dark art (that is unfortuently necessary) performed by either:
1. Normal people who wish to lose weight, god help them.
2. Obnoxious, condescending, moronic, unfunny twats who pick on overweight people because they want to depress them even further. They're also known as oxygen wasters.

Overweight Person: I feel like I need to lose weight, pronto.
Oxygen Waster: lol lardy stumak
Overweight Person: That didn't make any sense.
Oxygen Waster: lol ur fat
Overweight Person: That's why I came to do exercise - Jesus Christ were you fucking dropped on your head as a daily procedure?
Oxygen Waster: lol i have the iq of a potato salad

by Balter Black May 31, 2015

exercise

various activities ranging from aerobic, wieght lifting, combined with a proper diet, lazy fat people would have nothing to complain about, granted they don't have a heart attack of some sort while complaining.

Don't break a sweat trying to read this wouldn't want you passing out before you exercise.

by C-bass503 November 29, 2006

Exercise

Actions involving effort that most people reading this would not do.

WHAT!???? CYCLING? BUT THAT'S EXERCISE!!

by Armoured_Potato February 21, 2013

Exercise

Something yo fatass should be doing right now.

Fit Friend: Dude you really need some exercise, you have been in the house for days playing god of war
Fatass: Nah m8, I might die out there fam.

by XChristinaXx June 30, 2017