lit shit

Something that is so lit, only this word can describe it.

Jim: Hey, how was that party last night?
Tom: Bro, it was some lit shit.

by LARDP May 14, 2016

Shit Tart

When a girl takes a crap and wipes back to front....ewwwwww

Man I went down on her and relized it was a shit tart!

by Kyle September 17, 2003

dumb as shit

Having the brain-capacity and memory-span of a pile of fecal matter.

M'lady, I do believe your son Henry is growing up to be quite as dumb as shit.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 11, 2003

No Shit Shamrock

What one replies to an Irish man or woman in response to something blatanly obvious

Irishmen "I'm a drunk"

Asian "No Shit Shamrock"

by vivic December 17, 2011

Eat Shit

The perpetual process of doing nothing productive. Considered a life style by some, it involves procrastinating, smoking weed all the time and generally wasting unused potential.

Want to come over and eat shit?
or
I'm just eating shit at Kyle's house.
I ate shit all weekend.

by slumrum September 22, 2009

trick shit

Its when something happens and it screws you right over. Often it something someone else does that's completely unnecessary and avoidable. The consequences for you are more severe than for the person that pulled the shit. The incidents will commonly occur when you least expect or want it to happen.

Dam that whack bitch behind be pulled some trick shit in my exam....now i have to retake.

Or

That crazy bitchass punk drove his car into me.... on the day of my sons wedding....daaag

by chazza1989 May 23, 2006

shit wank

A total and complete dickoff in wich no one likes.

holy shit, jerrys such a wannbe ganster, I HATE THAT SHIT WANK!

by mama lover April 13, 2005