Secure borders

Doesn't actually save lives.

Hym "It'll change where some of the crime happens and it prevents people from improving the quality of their lives. I mean, you think if you actually cared about hard work you'd consider how much harder it is to physically come here and provide for yourself than it is to get shit out of a pussyhole but, hey. Either way, secure borders DON'T save lives. Laken Riley would have just been a random Mexican girl you wouldn't have had to hear about instead. And THAT is what you care about."

by Hym Iam January 23, 2025

section

Exceeding a threshold of attractiveness that grants one social exclusivity, as one might find in a club’s VIP section. The level that makes security unclip the rope without checking the list and escort the given individual straight to the bottle service.

"I thought I was looking good last night, but then she walked in looking straight-up section—like, security handed her a free bottle on sight."
"Bro, you can’t show up in those shoes and expect to pull someone section—step it up."

by palabraplug January 29, 2025

Secondhand scroll

Having to look at someone else’s screen while they’re on social media.

She was exposed to secondhand scroll while on a flight when she couldn’t help but look at a stranger’s phone as they scrolled through Instagram for hours.

by ReggieMunga January 22, 2026

Secret History Theory

The belief that what you learned in school is a sanitized fairy tale, and that real history is a hidden narrative of power struggles, secret elites, and suppressed truths. Professor Jiang’s “Secret History” lectures claim to strip away the official myths to reveal how power actually works—often through covert networks, ideological manipulation, and recurring cycles of corruption and collapse. It’s for people who think history class was a CIA plot and that the real story is always juicier, darker, and more consequential.

“Bro, Secret History Theory says the Roman Empire didn’t fall because of barbarians—it was a secret cult of billionaire patricians who engineered the crisis to reset the debt clock. That’s why we’re living in the Pax Americana version 2.0.”

by Abzugal January 24, 2026

Secret Ingredient

when your having sex it is cum

Alexis: There is something about kneading pie dough that is so soothing

Bernard: Ya know i can knead a pretty good pie crust myself and its got that Secret Ingredient

Alexis: Oooh And what is that?
Bernard: Come Closer And I will tell you

by Fucking definitions for ya January 26, 2026

Secular Trauma

The psychological and existential injury experienced by individuals leaving or existing outside of religious frameworks, within societies that are still deeply structured by religious norms. This includes the loss of community, meaning, and ritual; familial rejection or shunning; the existential terror of a universe without divine order; and the chronic micro-aggressions of living in a culture where religious belief is default. It is the trauma of the "faithless" navigating a world that often pathologizes their doubt as moral decay or emptiness, forcing them to reconstruct identity, ethics, and purpose from scratch.

Example: A person raised in a fundamentalist religion loses their faith after a crisis of conscience. Their family declares them dead, their friends abandon them. They face daily assumptions that they are immoral or unhappy because they don't believe. They struggle with profound existential vertigo—the fear that without heaven, life is meaningless. This secular trauma is the compounded grief of losing a worldview, a community, and a sense of cosmic safety, while being offered no secular rites of passage or support structures to navigate the loss.

by Dumu The Void January 27, 2026

Secular Trauma Syndrome

The chronic condition stemming from unresolved Secular Trauma, characterized by a defensive, hyper-rationalist worldview, deep-seated distrust of communal belonging, and a persistent, often unacknowledged, existential grief. Sufferers may exhibit abrasive atheist militancy as a defense against their own sadness, or conversely, a hollow, consumerist approach to filling the "god-shaped hole." Symptoms include an inability to engage with metaphor or ritual, social alienation, and a cynical aversion to any form of transcendence or collective meaning-making, having equated all such things with their traumatic religious past.

Example: A former evangelical becomes a strident, online atheist who attacks any expression of spirituality as "stupid." They are deeply lonely, find art and music meaningless, and fill their life with cynical debate and empty productivity. Underneath the intellectual superiority is a secular trauma syndrome: an unprocessed grief for the community and cosmic certainty they lost, and a terrified rigidity that ensures they will never be "fooled" again by any belief system. Their rationality is a fortress built around a wound.

by Dumu The Void January 27, 2026