cat fart 

A fart like sound being emitted from the vagina. Also known as queef.

Bob heard a fart come from her vagina. Known as a cat fart.

cat fart by Wanda12399BOB February 13, 2008

old fart 

Mattdude's father.

The old fart finally croaked and the whole family rejoiced.

old fart by ice December 21, 2003

popcorn fart 

wen you have to fart for a very long period of time and it builds up in the buttox and you let go a egg smell and it feels like the popcorn exploded...and it burns like hell

it was hotter than a popcorn fart last night

popcorn fart by bob hastle February 14, 2004

turd fart 

(noun)
a turd fart is a person that does something so unbelievible stupid it seems near impossible

clair why did you send these "sales people" to my house, its a pyrimd sceame! your such a turd fart.

turd fart by dutchlucky316 March 10, 2007

Deer Fart 

The grotesque smell of a fart that emits the odor of a corpse that has been lying unattended for copious hours as a result of being struck by a large passenger vehicle.

Bobcat: Hey Chip, do you smell that?
Chip: Yeah, what the hell is that?
Bobcat: It couldn't be, could it?
Chip: No way. Actually, wait, I think it is.
Bobcat: Could it be....a deer fart?
Chip: Don't conjure up that phrase unless you mean it.
Bobcat: Hell yes, brother, I believe it's a deer fart.
Chip: Well, I did eat three bags of chili fritos. Not saying that's it, but...
Bobcat: Hell yes brother! A deer fart! By the way, that is putrid man.
Chip: What can I say man? Snakes on a plane...snakes on a plane.

Deer Fart by James & Tubbs, and special guest Switech August 20, 2006

lonesome fart 

the lonely cry of a turd

A lonesome fart is when your ass produces a sound similar to "EEEeeeeEEeeeeeeee...pfft"

lonesome fart by taintedcatharsis July 29, 2004

spleen fart

From "to vent one's spleen". Def. from American Heritage: 3. Ill temper: vent one's spleen.

Example: "I added a mega spleen fart below that I could use some salient critique on." Yeah, I know, I dangled a participle there. No one's perfect. But you get the usage - I hope.

spleen fart by RUKind January 8, 2009