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Wood plank wench

the definition in which the one being called a wood plank wench represents all that is good holy and incredibly sexy. The epitome of a wood plank wench in its finest (and hottest form) would be a girl named Emily. One look in her eyes and one glance at her amazing posterior will reduce even the most prude men into nothing more than steaming puddles of pure hornyness.
Josh: Kevin, man that girl Emily is such a wood plank wench.

Kevin: True that. Too bad im bald and ugly and fat and all i want is pussy and can never even dream of having a chance with her.

Josh: Don't feel bad. You have Rhonda!

Kevin: That fat bitch?

Josh: Yeah. She is gimpalicious
by Captain josh December 15, 2007
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Monkey Wrench

The person being 'wrenched,' as the kids like to call it, takes a big water jug (like the ones for water coolers) and shoves the mouth of the jug into his/her ass. Once the jug is inserted the person does a hand stand, letting the water flow freely into his ass. Often done as a practical joke. A hand stand is not nessisary in joke form, you may just tip it over and let the person enjoy!
-We 'monkey wrenched' Allan last night, he got really pissed off!

-Look at Osama, he's so drunk he's doing a 'monkey wrench' right on the table!
by Kaine1250377 December 11, 2006
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whelching

a guy dips his balls in hot chili. and the girl sucks it off
When Curt wanted to be pleasured, he thought long and hard. He chose whelching with his girlfriend after deciding the pain was worth the pleasure.
by Narvy April 23, 2007
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Whence

To say once and when combined.
Person 1: Once/when you arrive home drink some milk.
Person 2: Just say Whence you arrive home drink some mil
by DopeManSingh June 14, 2018
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wench

an un-nice girl, with a heck of alot of attitude, and is just really, really rude to those nice little children left in this crazy, crazy world.
"Yo, wench, keep ur attitude for someone else!"
by Johnny on the spot April 14, 2003
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Dry Wrench

To fack or make out without LUBE
Hey Lina, Can i Dry Hump You.
by Professor November 14, 2003
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wench

Female driving instructor
That no-pass patty wench failed me!
by Doug AKA Beefy March 3, 2004
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