Stone Temple Pilots

The best damn band to ever walk the planet, but their new shit isn't as good as "Core".

Take time with a wounded hand...
The best song ever.
"Creep"

by dark soul March 17, 2004

temporal narcissism

The self-centeredness or vanity of an individual expressing itself through dysphoria caused by the inability to pause, rewind, or fast-forward stimuli or events occurring around him or her in the same way he or she can pause a TiVo or other media device.
(as described on CNet podcast 591)

-Temporal narcissism is often seen when people regrettably remember that they can't rewind the movie they're watching at the movie theater when they couldn't make out what was said.

-Example of temporal narcissism: Driving home from work today, I got really indignant after remembering I couldn't pause the radio while I ordered dinner at the drive-through window.

by cdova November 14, 2007

temazepalm

Hand-induced insomnia relief. Works much like temazepam, but is applied with much more friction and enthusiasm.

"It was so hot last night I couldn't sleep, even with three generous doses of temazepalm."

by Tim AU January 11, 2009

Temperance Spoon

Long handled spoon, usually metal, kept on the person and wielded by an unavailable or prudish woman to deter men from intercourse. In all cases the spoon is brought down hard on the top of the chap's truncheon - very effective at turning wood to putty.

Also commonly found on matrons/teachers touring the boy's dormitories after 'lights out' at boarding schools, to stop any cases of self-love that maybe occuring.

Margaret: "Goodness gracious Reginald put that away before it feels the sting of my temperance spoon."

by Brucey Big Bonus August 30, 2012

Templative

Comprised of templates, particularly in a metaphorical sense.

I find that subculture tediously templative; desperately clinging to prefab social masks because they’re terrified of the shrieking void within.

by @carrozo May 23, 2020

Swole Temple

The University of Arizona's Student Recreation Center Expansion. It makes Globo Gym look like a Soviet-era sweat box. All of the hugest of the huge congregate and worship the gods of Bench Press and Bicep Curls. It is a life changing experience. Sleeves are not encouraged. If you aren't cracked out on NO-EXPLODE when you are there, you aren't doing it right.

"Yo dog I'm hitting up the Swole Temple later. We need to XPLODE!!!!!!!! before we go."
"Aiight"

by Mike "Poofy" Anderson February 28, 2010

Dark Templar Rush

A rush strategy employed by a few starcraft 2 players. In a 2v2 match, one teammate creates a small army early on in order to confuse and prevent the enemy from successfully attacking early on. The other player uses the protoss, teching as fast as humanly possible to Dark templars and warp prisms. Using a warp prism you drop 3+ dark templars behind the enemy base, ussually causing the enemy to rage quit.

Works best when the non-protoss player uses marines or zerglings to gaurd their teammates base.

falcon337 sent a small group of zerglings to attack the protoss player in an early rush...

however koalla99 fended off the attack!

the enemy then teched air in a hope of countering the melee...

but just as he got his first air unit Thepastryviking hit Falcon337 with a dark templar rush!

falcon 337 had no observers and thus, rage quit!

VICTORY!

by koalla99 August 9, 2010