spready

A term used by intelligent people of the MMS for an Excel/Google Spreadsheet.

"Hey Kerry, can you enter the numbers on the spready?"

by raspberrypi4lyf September 16, 2020

Cheese Spread

Anal oral sex.

The pussy was great but I wouldn't give her the cheese spread.

by Ebeling June 22, 2003

Turtle Spread

The sweat that accumulates in ones butt crack after long periods of time in a hot place. See also "swas"

its so hot in here, i have a plethora of turlte spread.

by Scrumtrilescentness July 2, 2005

spite

An acceptable answer for every 'why' question

-"Why did you get chocolate ice cream insted of vanilla?"
-"I don't know, spite.

by tportem April 20, 2004

spreadin' the jelly

When someone is extremely jealous of how cool you are, they might start "spreadin' the jelly" in response

Friend 1: "did you hear about the cow that lost her babies?"
Friend 2: "yeah, now she's 'decaffeinated'! ahahah!!"

Bystander: you guys are stupid

Friends 1 and 2: man, don't be spreadin' the jelly, you know you wanna be us

by clowny g March 18, 2011

Ghetto spread

The act of spreading ur ass cheeks to shit on the floor cos u can't afford a toilet or even a pot

I'm homeless and broke and can't use no public toilets due to covid so I ghetto spread down the local park

by Flipflap54321 April 29, 2021

ghetto spread

A word that has simply lost all meaning throughout history. It’s definition has faded into obscurity after being trending on Urban Dictionary for almost two years. But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies.

When ghetto spread dies, we all die.

by seuneup May 28, 2021